Illegal Songs

Another couple from the only band that matters.

Rather jolly little song about an illegal abortion.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC
If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done…

Source: LyricFind

With sincere apologies to everyone.

Indiana Wants Me - by R. Dean Taylor

Mama Tried - from Merle Haggard


Branded - from Merle Haggard

You've been struck by a smooth criminal...

Duncan and Brady (Been On The Job Too Long) - first up, from Lead Belly


and the Dave Van Ronk version




and of course, Wilmer Watts & The Lonely Eagles

Not really "songs" but both title characters are arrested by the authorities and hanged.

The Eagles.....Smugglars Blues

https://youtu.be/LSXKyHM133c