I'll build a sandcastle, right here right now.
Hey stop fiddling with my marbles !!
And stop covering my face with sand
I would if you'd stay away from sand town!!!
MOMMA!!!
Hey bigdice,I can´t help reading your posts with Moes voice and "I´ll build a sandcastle,right here right now."Is hysterical.
I think everyone should try it.Go on,just the once.
Joanne
I'll play jacks with ya :-)
Bigdice and Gautam
Ok you guys, play nice now. (Gezzy pulls Gautam out from under the sand). Gautam- you need to stop wrecking Bigdice's sand town, ok. There's enough sand for the two of you to play with and Bigdice, don't bury Gautam in the sand cause it's not nice.
Ok Joanne, break out the jacks.
<quickly brushes sand from his face and body>
Whoz Jack ??? <drool>
Hi kids. It's me, Uncle Slappy.
You wanna be cool? Of course you do.
Here, drink this.
Drink it, you little pansy. You said you want to be cool, don't you?
That's right.
haha Gautam. Jacks is a game. Wanna play?
Hey, it's that Slappy kid that our parents warned us about. I'm stayin away from him because he's bad. We don't want any Slappy, so go pick on someone your own size or I'm gonna go get my big brother and he'll teach you a lesson you bully.
Build your sandcastle somewhere. My sandbox is only big enough for one guy.
Well, mom's calling me because we have to go shopping, so I'll see ya later guys.
But I was there first, and they just came along and ... and . . . .
In the words of Cartman:
Screw you guys...I'm going home.
Ice cream man is here, last to his van is a sissy
I wouldn't work too hard on that sandcastle. I just saw the cat walking away from the sandbox with a smug look on her phiz...
I know Roger, but we have to share ;-)
That Slappy kid sure gave up easy didn't he, haha!
OH BOY!!!!!!!! The ice cream man is here. Last one there is a rotten egg. Oh Mr. ice cream man, can I please have a push up pop :-D Hey, you guys, stop pushing! I got here first fair n square. Now that I think of it Mr. ice cream man, can I have a drum stick instead :-D By the way Mr. ice cream man, there's this Slappy kid in the neighborhood that likes to cause trouble sometimes, so be careful for him. Sometimes people call him the crazy toast man.
Seal
I saw that cat too and he did look kinda sneaky.
The cat? CAT?! Hey, Slappy, come on back. It's your sandbox.
haha Roger. That's soooo funny. You're so smart and I'm gonna hang out with you now ;-)
