patiodog wrote:Required reading for every agoraphobic hypochondriac who hides in the WC for hours on end.
So that's your excuse.......neurosis.
Naw, I don't worry too much.
Electric Universe, the shocking true story of electricity. It gets the job done.
Just bills. My morning hygiene and the postman are due at about the same time.
FreeDuck wrote:Electric Universe, the shocking true story of electricity. It gets the job done.
Electricity.........I've never tried that.
Thomas wrote:Just bills. My morning hygiene and the postman are due at about the same time.
This is true convenience, Thomas. How lovely for you.
Thomas wrote:Just bills. My morning hygiene and the postman are due at about the same time.
And hopefully your postman's hygiene shortly afterward.
patiodog wrote:Thomas wrote:Just bills. My morning hygiene and the postman are due at about the same time.
And hopefully your postman's hygiene shortly afterward.
Hygiene in America must be very different than here in Germany. Our routine doesn't involve postmen. German patiodogs, however, might use them to keep their teeth sharp and their jaw muscles strong.
well, postmen do bring the mail......that's something
The Meaning of Liff, Douglas Adams, and the Wit and Wisdom of Snoopy
Gunter Grass's "My Century" is quite useful: a year for every sit.
The newspaper.
And the Enciclopaedia Brittanica of the WC, TVNotas!:
BTW, I do not envy AT ALL those who go, do their stuff, and leave in a jiffy.
You don't have to have slow intestines to enjoy the third "C" of pleasures, according to the Spanish language: "comer, coger y cagar".
That IS cjhsa's bathroom.
"The Mad Bathroom Companion" and "You Can be Happy No Matter What: The Five Principals to a Happy Life". That's in the guest bath. Like Bella Dea, I'm in and out pretty quick and so is my husband. There's no reading material in our bathroom.
