gungasnake wrote:Setanta wrote:
When books are outlawed, the literate become outlaws--
You might want to mention that to John McCain and Diane Feingold...
Fein
stein, not Fein
gold.
Russ Fein
gold is the godless liberal senator from Wisconsin.
Reminds me of a joke, though.
A Chinese businessman sits down at a hotel bar.
The gentleman next to him, who's had a few, turns to him, sizes him up, stabs a finger at him, and says, "I don't like you."
The Chinese businessman says, "Excuse me?"
"Your people were allies of the NAZIs. My grandparents died in the Holocaust. I don't like you."
The Chinese businessman is taken aback. "Excuse me, sir, but that was the Japanese. I am Chinese, and my people were the enemies of the Japanese, and so of the NAZIs, as well."
The drunk shrugs. "Chinese, Japanese -- what's the difference?"
The businessman says to the drunk, "You said your grandparents died in the Holocaust. Are you Jewish?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well, I might reproach your people for sinking the Titanic," says the businessman.
The drunk is confused. "An iceberg sank the Titanic."
The businessman shrugs. "Goldberg, iceberg -- what's the difference?"
Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.