A funny cat story

Hmmm.

Osso, is your dubiosity a sign that you are gonna exercise content control , or just that you think this cat owner was fairly stupid to do the enema thing INSIDE THE DINING ROOM? That cat looked evil as hell.
We have a rule, anything involving animal butts or entrails reuires a safe , clean, but distant location.

AsI speak, we have 2 sets of lamb twins in our dining room. They are in big potato chip cartons with ample newspapers on the bottom. They will be inside the house for 2 days so we can make sure they get colostrum and then out with their lamb buddies they go.

Which contents?

I saw no one had responded to the Topic, and so I decided to, but then...couldn't figure out quite what to say. Thus the temporizing term, hmmm!

Lamb twins, how neat! No, I don't mind them in the dining room..nice and warm in there, right?

osso-does it not say suprepositional to your name, that you are , ahem, a content specialist? or is that the Corgi? I knew that Corgis were assertive but I was not aware of their abilities as critics.

Pacco (italian for package) is far far more critical than I, especially of cats.

ah....poor fred. Sure doesn't remind me of my cat

ossobuco how come ur a content specialist so fast?

Yeah , guy with ugly baby avatar, That was my point. What the hell IS a content specialist??? Next thing you know you guys are going to have an HR division. Then, trust me, its curtains for A2K.
Osso-I used to have a biker bud named Pacco. He was famous for his... er... package

Is someone questioning my creds on pets and gardens? Tell me yours before I unload on you.

I don't actually care about accreditation or however you spell it. I care about significant commentary and the random cheery statement.

As to my being a content specialist so fast. I have been a forum guide here for a while. As to my being a forum guide here awhile, I have a background in the area of interest.

Do you want to top my background? Please submit your credentials for background in education as well as in conversation; we will review the material. I don't mind at all backing up for someone more wise. In fact I see some more wise people in several a2k forums. But, really, you need to qualify to be a challenger.

osso-Back into your cage. Nobody is challenging anything. Were having fun with all these titles. I have no idea what is a content specialist, in A2K-ese. To me a "content specialist" (by all the rules of the Catholic Church is a "censor)

RELAX, dont be sensitive. We believe your credentials, and think the world of you. I think, however, you guys should lose the more computer-geeky language and go for more midieval sounding names like "Ye CLAXON OF DRAGON LORE", or anything funnier Do you guys , like sit around and think up these names, if you do, I think you should pass around the doobie some more
I can be a content specialist in cereal and quick breakfast foods. Nobody has eaten more breakfast slop in their liv.es than I. Im damn proud of it and Id be happy to serve a short term on advising people on how to eat weevil infested groats with sour goats milk in 99 degree desert heat.

Groats? They sound bad enough even without weevil infestation.

Well, the weevil infestation sounds pretty bad.

Hmmmmm - I was a Grand Imperial Poobah briefly - courtesy of Craven's particular brand of humour - and then Queen of the Smegging Hippies courtesy of Monger's. But people got concerned that I was trying to hide my guiding light under a bushel....

Content Specialist is the new name for the less technical and more processy of guides, I believe. Well, that is how it is for me - I haven't a technical bone in my body.

You think it a little computer-geeky, eh? Well, I wouldn't know computer-geeky if I fell over it - somehow I seem to be able to be AROUND computers a lot, without actually learning a lot about them.

It's all hamsters to me...

AW Jeezus , even the rabbit is a content specialist. When the hell did this happen? Did I miss that meeting?

farmerman... farmerman... (ow, remind me to never try to heartily pat the cheeks of a chomping saber tooth tiger skull)... did you never notice the "forum guide" thingies? Forum guides have morphed into Content Specialists. That's all.

Ye Claxon of Dragon Lore does have a nice ring to it, though...

OH. Ive gotta read some of that stuff one of these days

Farmerman, I was on my high horse, wasn't I? Um, I am not the most censorious person you'll ever meet...