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Scary, isn't it?

Eminem song to MJ


Eminem, whose band D12 won the Best Hip-Hop award, wanted to mock Jackson's performance of 'Earth Song' at the 1996 Brit Awards, where he was surrounded with children. .
But organisers reportedly warned the rapper - who dresses as Jackson in the video for 'Just Lose It' - not to, fearing it would be too offensive. .

However, although he reluctantly agreed to scrap the parody, Eminem still managed to cause controversy with his performance of new song 'Like Toy Soldiers'. .

EMINEM LYRICS

Just Lose It


[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds]
Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

Yet another
Untitled
By Drzava

So the justice system dropped the ball
It's not like dropped balls are something that Mike goes for
And with all the immorality in the world, who does this appal?
Frankly, these sensationalized cases are, for me, a bit of a bore

So I beg you, quit beating this dead horse
At least it did not take place in a confessional booth
Child molesters there, of course!
And, hey, Michael is only poking out the boy's baby tooth



Unknown writer

They Told Him Don't
You Ever Come Around
Here. Don't Wanna See
Your Face, You Better
Disappear. The Fire's
In Their Eyes And Their
Words Are Really Clear.
So Beat It, Just Beat It.......

Yet another
Untitled
By Texas Proud

Oh damn quit whining all of you
It doesn't concern you anyway
It's people like you who've made it a zoo
I'd like to see the look on your face

It's easier to tear someone down
Than to try to build them up
So go on poke and have your fun
Till it's old news and you've had enough

How can you judge things you don't know
Heresay? Media? That's all you have!
Man, we have hit an all-time low
Have you even seen Neverland Ranch

It has happened in times before
Liars and whores coming to sue old Mike
Yea, he's different and that's for sure
Casting the first stone makes it right?

I see not why you are so upset
Setting there falsely casting the blame
Friend, look inside your own closet
The Trial doesn't concern you anyway

A Cartoon

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"Michael Jackson and God"
Submitted by Senses_Fail_12 on 5/24/05
in the Ethnic jokes category.


A little boy went up to his mom and ask, "Mommy, is God black or white?"

"Both," his mum answered.

Then he asked, "Mummy, is God gay or straight?

"Both," she answered.

Then he asked, "Mummy, is God a boy or a girl?"

"Both," she answered.

Then, he asked, "Mummy, is God Michael Jackson?!"

Excellent thread, Angelique.
I found that really interesting!

Thank you msolga.

I really cried at the last posting you did on Africa, so sad. I really love your thread.

I I loved yours! :wink: