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Fortune cookies

 
 
ehBeth
 
Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 04:48 pm
10 words = the meaning of life

6 lucky numbers

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A long life in bad shoes is not worth it.

14 - 19 - 29 - 40 - 64 - 1



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http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/050606ta_talk_olshan

Quote:

ODD JOBS DEPT.
COOKIE MASTER
Issue of 2005-06-06
Posted 2005-05-30

As a vice-president at Wonton Food, Inc., in Long Island City, Donald Lau manages the company's accounts payable and receivable, negotiates with insurers, and, somewhat incidentally, composes the fortunes that go inside the fortune cookies, of which Wonton is the world's largest manufacturer. Each day, Wonton's factory churns out four million Golden Bowl-brand cookies, which are sold to several hundred venders, who, in turn, sell them to most of the forty thousand Chinese restaurants across the country. Wonton's primacy in the industry and, for that matter, in the gambler's imagination is such that when, in March, five of six lucky numbers printed on a fortune happened to coincide with the winning picks for the Powerball lottery, a hundred and ten people, instead of the usual handful, came forward to claim prizes of around a hundred thousand dollars. Lottery officials suspected a scam until they traced the sequence to a fortune printed with the digits "22-28-32-33-39-40" and Donald Lau's prediction: "All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off."


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What's the fortune cookie fortune that's perfect for you (or anyone else)?






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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 06:41 pm
I read that story in our paper and thought it was wonderful.

Who knew so many people relied on fortune cookies for lottery numbers!?

"Luck" is a terrific thing that doesn't come around very often.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 06:43 pm
I feel better they don't use my numbers.
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dgtlfnk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 02:34 pm
You stand in your own light. Make it shine.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 02:39 pm
Choose your battles wisely, and you will win each one.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 02:41 pm
That wasn't chicken.
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dgtlfnk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 03:01 pm
Laughing Laughing


Man in corner with hand in pocket no feel scared. He feel cocky.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 03:04 pm
You cannot change the direction of the wind, but you can change your sails.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 06:43 pm
Good friends are better than excellent food. Choose them carefully.

19 - 27 - 29 - 40 - 64 - 1
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 07:10 pm
Carve your name on peoples hearts, and not on marble.

5 - 12 - 22 - 23 - 36 - 49
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 07:49 pm
A wise man makes his own luck.

I got that fortune more than 30 years ago at the end of an exceedingly uncomfortable dinner that was to cheer me up about my very unpleasant divorce.

I can still give into temptation to be a Damsel in Distress, but I've been learning.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 08:55 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
A wise man makes his own luck.


(I heard a great quote on NPR a few months back, "Luck is just probability taken personally."
Takes some of the fun out of it, but still... :wink:)
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 09:27 am
LionTamer--

The world would be a better place if the Wanna Be Wonders would learn the differences between "Luck" and "Planning".

The notion of Capricious Fate was invented to let the Wanna Be Wonders dodge responsibility.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 10:55 am
I went and got a fortune cookie out of the box for this thread, because I need something fun to happen. It says: Manage your financial matters in another few days' time, ou might discover some surprising results. Shocking more like, since I have a bill for £8800 for my roof pending. Sad Not really very helpful, is it!?
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 08:12 am
Never Wash Your Socks In The Water That You Drink.

Aren't fortune cookies most often philosophical, rather than portending the future?
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Piffka
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 08:34 am
I've saved most every fortune I've ever gotten... they fit perfectly on a bit of clear tape and then to the inside of a kitchen cupboard. That's S.O.P. after dinner at a Chinese restaurant.


Here are two I thought were particularly good:

A Wise Man Knows Everything;
A Shrewd Man Knows Everybody.

You find beauty in ordinary things;
Never lose this ability.
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dgtlfnk
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 08:58 pm
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
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