glasses...tinted of course...
flashlight or candle?
going out back? flashlight please. in fact, give me the mag light.
wasps or bees?
neither - scared of one and allergic to the other.
Leg meat or breast meat?
Leg...
raincoat or umbrella?
Umbrella
deserts or ice fields?
ice fields
rice cakes or pappadums?
rice cakes - the flavored kind
soup or salad?
are there croutons involved in the salad? Is it a spinach salad with bacon and mushrooms?
Okay give me the soup.
furniture...carry home or have it delivered?
Ikea
drag it home
timbits or donut holes?
Donut holes cuz I don't know what timbits are :-(
Skiing or Snowboarding?
Skiing.
Chew fingernails off or use a clipper?
(and timbits seem to be a Tim Horton coffee place donut hole thingy, sort of like Munchkins from Dunkin Dounts)
nail clippers please
baked beans or spaghettio's?
beans
Eggs - boiled or fried?
Fried.
Sunny-side up or over easy?
Flip 'em over.
flannel shirt or woolen sweater?
Flannel.
Acrylic or cotton sweater?
cotton please
basketball or beach volleyball?
basketball
Tell someone off or hold your tongue?
is it my manager? tell him off
anyone else? hold my tongue
cigar or pipe?
pipe.
belt or suspenders?