Enjoyer of gardens - though I do try a little!
roughing it or posh resort?
posh.
spouse encumbered or spouse free.
getting a little personal there aren't you? If one has a spouse - hopefully they don't feel encumbered and if one wants a spouse but doesn't have one - would they really feel very free? There's no way to answer that question honestly in the affirmative unless you're unhappily married, or happily single.
Dark or pale (ales)
Pale.
20/20 or piss-poor vision?
piss poor vision
Full or part time
Part time (or no time)
dreary days or 105 degree heat?
pm
Richard Serra's corten steel sculptures, or Michaelangelo's marble sculptures?
I'll go for old Mick
Bedtime - before or after midnight?
Michaelangelo's marble sculptures
Picasso's cubism or Dali's existentialism?
Dali
Bidding or watching?
bidding (who wants to watch anyway?)
sweet or sour?
shake it baby
talking or listening?
listening
calm or frantic.
*I thought you would have gone for stirred.
(* because I like to stirr things up?)
calm
predictable or unpredictable?
predictable.(Have you heard Bob sing I'll Have The Usual.)
Safety first or seat of the pants.
(No I haven't)
Safety first.
driving or walking