Black...red is a joke.
Big city with all the trimmings or small backwoods cabin with no plumbing or electric.?
I'll take the cabin...
Beet Wellington or Shepherd's Pie?
I'll go with Sheperd's Pie since I have had that and I have no idea what beeT Wellington is...
Have your toes cut off or your ear?
Ear, I think...
Eat Liver or Kidneys?
Liver...beef liver that is.
Hang glide off a cliffside or rafting on the rapids?
Rafting! Even though I can't swim, I'm not afraid of water and I'm afraid of heights ...
Climbing Mt. Everest or Crossing the South Pole?
climbing Mount Everest
James Dean or Jimmy Dean sausage?
Jimmy Dean sausage.
exercise or eat less to lose weight?
If I had to pick one it would be exercise.
Paperclips or staples
oh that's a tough one....I love slamming my fist down on a stapler but paper clips are much more fun and nicer overall.
I'll go with paperclips.
Popular but loud restaurant or quiet lesser known eatery?
Quiet lesser known.
Being surrounded by clocks or never knowing the time
Being surrounded by clocks.
Knitting or whittling?
Knitting.
Picture or no picture?
no picture
pipes or bongs?
Pilsner. I have never had it but I am not much of a beer drinker so choosing the lesser of the two evils...
Tomatoe juice or V8
tomato juice
pizza or calzone?
Calzone.
Minestrone or beef barley soup?
Not partial to either but Minestrone sounds good.
Cel phone or no phone
cell.
Metal or plastic frame eyewear?