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Overweight George Michael buys ice cream
June 02, 2005 12:36 PM EDT
LONDON, Jun 02, 2005 (United Press International via COMTEX) -- Former Wham! singer George Michael has become overweight and scruffy, the London Daily Mirror reported Thursday.

The 41-year-old onetime idol, who has quit pop music, was heavy with a scruffy beard and drove a wrapper-littered car when he bought three containers of ice cream during recent shopping in London.

"He looked a mess. It's as if he just doesn't care any more," one shopper told the newspaper.

Longtime friend Elton John said Michael may be having a personal crisis.

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The news is getting pretty damn silly..
This story is a TOP news story today.
I would hate to think what the media would do with a picture of me buying a pot roast Confused

Maybe I should do just that.. I could use the boost in my social standing..

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Hilarious!

You could not pay me enough money in the world to be a celebrity.

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I'll be at the Russell Stover store today at 4 p.m., in case anyone wants to alert the media.

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Todays top story:

Eva Lies.

On arriving at the store today to photograph Evas 1st public appearance I was bamboozled by thousands of photographers all waiting ( as I was ) for the money shot of Eva and her chocolate.
I found a secret corner of the store that is close to the isles Eva is known to select her chocolates from. Completely perfect view, no competition.... So, I waited.

and waited.

Apparently , Eva wasnt in the mood for chocolate.

The complete and uncut story tonight on 20/20 with Barbara Wah-lters 9pm eastern and pacific time.

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That would be George "I'll-Never-Masturbate-In-This-Town-Again!" Michael? I think we should all be grateful that we didn't get to see what he DID with that ice-cream!

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Apparently Eva made it as far as the corner store and settled for Kit Kats.

(I have an inside source but I can't divulge the identity.)

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20/20 Inside Editions top story

Eva's Chocolate

stolen by sleezy Fox news...

more tonight at 9:00
followed by
A Current Affair's headline story..
Evas Kitkat addiction... and her nipples.

A leading medical centers studies show that KitKats are harmful to your nipples. A chemical found in the wrapper of the KitKat bars has been linked to 'hard nipple syndrome'............. Could this be you?

More tonight, on...

A Current Affair.....

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Ha HA!!!!

I fooled you ALL!!!

I sent a decoy to Russell Stover's who led the papparazzi to the corner store where she bought Kitkat bars. Meanwhile, I sneaked back to Russell Stover's and bought out their entire stock of these:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/low-carb_1845_9390397.gif

Has anybody else tried these? They're WONDERFUL! Even better than regular York peppermint patties...these have more chocolate. They're made with Splenda, and damned if I can tell the difference.

Of course, you CAN'T try them now, can you! I've got them all! And I'm not sharing!!! <evil laugh>

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Entertainment Tonight

with Peter Jennings.........

The truth behind Eva's decoy.
Who she is and where she came from.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ww2children/images/pics/d12267.jpg

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[size=7](pssst...which one of those ladies is supposed to be my decoy, shewolf?
WAIT A MINUTE!!! What am I saying!?! I don't look like either one of them!)[/size]

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wrong store,
wrong security camera

( quickly calls national enquirer.......)

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Zip me up before you go-go
Don't leave me wankin' on like a yo-yo.....

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