Well, I wonder who would win in a wrestling contest: him or Tarzan?
Hmmmmm - if Jesus could blast fig trees, he mght well beat Tarzan AND Jane. He packs a wallop on South park.
dlowan, btw South Park is a real place about 100 miles southwest of where i live in Colorado. South Park is the name of a valley and the name of the town is Fairplay. thought you wanna know that
I would have liked to have known it if I did not, as it happens already know it, or something very like it! saw a documentary thingy on those guys - I kinda like the show...
Does Jesus know where South Pppark is, has he got a map, does he have a car, if not does he know about Greyhound and can you carry HEAT on a Greyhound without a vetinary licence
I have this image of a Jesus with Mel Gibson's face running through the moneychangers' stalls, lobbing grenades, engaging in hand to hand combat with merchants, at last standing on the heaps of rubble in triumph, while the citizens look on, stricken with awe.
Sounds like the Gospel According to Matthew is rated PG-13.
bic or ronson - probably ronson, he'd go for the traditional
If he's carrying REAL HEAT, he'd have a ZIPPO and a pack of CAMEL plus AMEX PLATINUM
and a world wide cell phone
Would his sandals be Nikes or Ho Chi Minh variety?
