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What kinda heat would jesus pack?

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 01:30 pm
Glad we got that settled. Jesus was Greek Orthodox, not Roman.
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Equus
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 02:50 pm
Jesus would have a Colt Peacemaker revolver. "Blessed are the peacemakers" I believe he said.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:20 pm
I thought that was "blessed are the cheesemakers". I've read the prequel, does that count?

'Course the Uzi was developed by an Israeli. Maybe He buys local.
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:25 pm
Jesus was not the son of a Carpenter. According to Christian theology, Jesus was the son of God. He was a peace lover and carried no weapons.
As far as being a Greek Orthodox, how so? Jesus was Jewish.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:26 pm
That would be due to humour, New Haven.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:29 pm
there ARE videos! "The Greatest Story Ever Told"

"Jesus of Montreal"

"Godspell"

No guns as I could see.

Course, it seemed he was never ALL that glad to see anyone...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:31 pm
what! where is "jesus christ, super star?"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:35 pm
Oh - well, I am no god botherer - I do not keep up with the promotional videos!

Er - there is a reference to god "packing" - in Psalm 23 - "Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me" - "rod" is gun, ain't it?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:36 pm
Shocked

I am, of course, eschewing any other definitions of that word!
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:36 pm
Probably a net, since he fished quite a bit, but I suppose words were his most powerful weapon.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:38 pm
Hey, Letty! The net was a fierce weapon indeed in the arena! The guy with the net and trident often won.
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:38 pm
Rod as a gun? Don't think so.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:40 pm
rod, gat, heater all slang for a firearm
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:41 pm
Rod could be something like those "electric cow prods" used to herd cattle.
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:46 pm
http://store.yahoo.com/byardhealth/hotshotinpro.html
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:53 pm
In the film The Ten Commandments the narrator says, Moses took in his hand the rod of God. I leave you to draw your own conclusions.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:55 pm
probably a 10mm
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:56 pm
10 mm rod? That's a tiny rod!
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New Haven
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 03:57 pm
Sounds like something on a Bumble Bee.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2003 04:02 pm
New Haven: look it up, its the largest handgun made.
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