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What kinda heat would jesus pack?

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 08:20 am
Wink
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 08:36 am
Hey, New Haven. I am? Shocked

Well, John. Guess I would have to say
A James Bond Walther ppk. Smile
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 08:53 am
I know he packed the Evil Eye on occasion; he made a fruit tree die because it didn't have any fruit on it.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:11 am
He made a tree die because it didn't have fruit? Why on earth did he do that?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:21 am
Because it had no fruit.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:24 am
The time of the fig was not yet.

I guess it was out of season for figs.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:24 am
But, it would provide shade in the desert. Grrrr.....
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:30 am
Matthew 21:19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:33 am
Ok Ok enough! I'm gonna say something I'll regret saying.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:37 am
That's exactly the way that passage affected me.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:38 am
I never had anything against jesus until I read that passage.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:45 am
I read that as a child and have never gotten over it. Once in Kansas City an acquaintance and his wife cut down a beautiful fruit tree because of that passage.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 09:46 am
Ack!
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 10:09 am
Interesting how this has turned to a more serious thought. Edgar's post made me remember this message:



LITTLE FOXES
(Little compromises that cause big problems)

Song of Solomon 2:15 says, "Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes." Foxes sometime in search of food would enter into the grape orchards and devour the grapes and spoil the crop. However, the little foxes were too small to reach the grape bunches so they would chew on the vines and it would kill the whole vine. Instead of the farmer just losing his crop, he would lose his vine which was more disastrous.

And what has this to do with Jesus packin' heat? Absolutely nothing. Sorry, I just thought is was beautiful.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2003 10:13 am
But the tree had no tender figs.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 15 Mar, 2003 09:54 pm
Perhaps Jesus could use tactical nukes.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 15 Mar, 2003 10:10 pm
that would certainly LIGHT up my life
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Mar, 2003 10:56 pm
I guess sooner or later if you packin' heat, you gonna use it...
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 06:50 am
Unless you're in an igloo cos that would melt it and make you wet
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 06:58 am
Hmmmmmm....not jesus it wouldn't...
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