benjamino wrote:as i was walking up the stairs
i met a man that wasn't there,
he wasn't there again today.
how i wish he'd go away.
isn't that spike milligan?
Sounds like it should be - but I looked it up and think we may have found Spike Milligan's American counterpart.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Last night I saw upon the stair
a little man who was not there
he wasn't there again tonight
gee whiz I wish he'd go away......
www.americanpoems.com/poets/nash
(your version's much better B)
On the site about Nash it says: He was prolific enough that he published a collection of his poetry, Hard Lines, in 1931. Hard Lines sold out seven printings in its first year and catapulted Nash into his role as the master of light verse.
In an environment in which people cared little about poetry, Nash managed to be one of the most popular and most quoted poets of his time, coining such phrases as "candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."
Photograph of Nash on the site.
Thanks for that, benjamino.
Peace,
E