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Tue 3 May, 2005 12:29 am
Don't think you Brits will have a chance to relax during celebrating Trafalgar 200. Opening the Trafalgar 200 program on 28th June a fleet review is planned in a place named Spithead, eastern part of the channel between Hampshire, England, and the Isle of Wight. The problem is that British services beware of Al-Quaida diver terrorists who might make use of the case to commit terrorist acts by attaching demo charges to the bottom of the ships on review or even infiltrating on board carrying explosives on their body.
In this regard i'd like to say that British authorities do not care for evenness of the Britishers who are to harvest the fruit of their inconsiderate making alliance with America in the absolutely hopeless anti-terrorist war and acceptance of Modjaheddins from the Near and Middle East, Afghanistan, Bosnia, Kosovo and Chechnia who have already formed close contacts with Welsh and Ulster extremists. Do I need to say it may result in very tragic events?...
No, what you need to do is provide plausible and compelling evidence for your dicta . . .
W@lko, first, welcome to A2K.
But...I don't understand why you post this thread in English Section...
On might assume that this member mistook the rubric English to mean the people, as opposed to the language.
By the by, Walko, after posting something like this, do keep a sharp eye out for large, ill-tempered men in cheap, black, off-the-rack suits who will want to monopolize your time in an out-of-the-way room somewhere . . .
One could also assume that we are being asked to lend some grammatical expertise to fine art of threatening.
Good point . . . have you ever seen the hilarious scene in Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run in which his character attempts to rob a bank, but the hand-writing on his note is so appalling that the bank employees fall to discussing the exact wording of the note, as opposed to complying with his demand to hand over the cash?
"What's this word? That looks like 'gub' . . . "
"No, no . . . that's gun, that reads 'I have a gun' . . ."
"Well, that looks like 'gub' to me . . . Bill, look at this . . . what's that word?"
"Huh? . . . let's see . . . 'I have a gub' . . . a 'gub'?"
"Exactly what i said . . . "
So, we've got a weird guy/gal who left a weird massage and vanished.
This weird little world.
~oOo~
Vanished?
Or was he he "disappeared?"
Say, who was that masked man anyway?
^JB^, Squinney was indulging in a little dark humor--suggesting that our absent friend was taken away by some secret police . . . In America, "disappeared" is used to imply that someone was gotten rid of secretly by powerful people . . .
ok
sorry for spoiling a dark humor
Welsh and Ulster extremists??
NEWSFLASH.
A phone call from someone called Dai Evans was received by Scotland Yard today. According to sources, Mr Evans belongs to a Welsh extremist movement wanting less duty on all types of brown beer.
Message reads "Now, look here boyo...we've planted numerous sticks of exploding leek under HMS Illustrious. We dont want to hurt anyone, look you, but we've 'ad enough of your inconsiderate alliance with America, and it's affecting our beer prices, indeed to goodness."
Anti Terrorist units are taking this threat seriously, and are removing all weapons grade leek from a three mile radius of the area.
As for Ulster, those gobshites are now too busy shooting each other over the lucrative drug trade to have any time for some silly Brit sailors playing dress up . . .
As an American descended exclusively from the Irish, i consider myself authorized to make such statements, and intend to plant a bomb at the residence of anyone who disagrees.
Set, I am therefore, being a typically proud and brave Brit, in full agreement with you on this matter.
All right so I'm a humorless old fart, but I think W@lko's post is totally out of line.
I hope the moderators ban his miserable @ss.
'Tis a wise child (and young of almost any species you can name) that knows its own father.
I'm a little late, but I love dat wabbits wit!
Thanks for the chuckle.
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