I heard this story on the radio last week:
In a circus show, somewhere around the world, a trampoline-ist dwarf by the name of
'Odd' recieved wild response from his audience after being swallowed whole by a hippopautomus. He usually jumped over the hippo's mouth for a daring stunt, but the sleepy giant was in mid-yawn when her gag reflexes kicked in and down the dwarf went.
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well that's unfortunate