I Think I Could Beat Up a Zombie....

Piss funny.

I never understood why people are afraid of computers and robots in movies. If HAL of "2001" came after me- I would just dump a cup of coffee of him. I have slain and injured various computers in such a manner.

Yeah computers are wussy. All you need to do is find the off button.

Witchs can be dangerous though. The green ones aren't so bad but even they can make trees attack you or summon a swarm of small furry animals to nibble your sensitive parts.

Forget beating 'em up - who (what?) would you most want to have sex with?

I'm a good witch. My trees and small furry animals are very well behaved.

What are the choices for sex?

Actually, if they run on windows you need to find the "start" button.

Ehm .. zombies, werewolves, skeletons. I'll throw in aliens for good measure.

No vampires?

I don't think skeletons have the proper equipment.

I'm sure they'd have a spare boner somewhere.

<groan>

Zombies would have to be way too stinky.

I'm doing a write in vote for vampires.

I'm copying you.

ditto. i'd first have to see the alien to decide.

hey, is there a multiple choice?

The alien could work.

Star Trek: Next Generation had some hottie aliens.

Yeah, I'd do a vampire...and I reckon vampires are more dangerous than the other options so far so they just win all round.

Hey, dont underestimate the other options. Skeletons are always hard. Werewolves will make you howl. Zombies have mad skills.

i wouldn't mind becoming a vampire. however, becoming a zombie would stink. literally. i'll avoid that at all costs.

I would recommend doggy style for hittin' a vampire. Definitely not missionary.

Or oral.... Yowtch!

I am surprised that this thread has gone on for so long without any mention of Mummies!
Now there IS a scary individual.
It is tightly bound so therefore unable to run, yet one can sprint away from it for a mile or so, and there it is, coming at you from close range in the opposite direction!
Of course, there are certain disadvantages to being a Mummie. How do they take a dump for instance?
Why do they have to be called Mummies anyway?
What about a perfectly happy Daddy that is tightly bound? Will it give him a complex by suddenly giving him a name that implies a change of gender? Maybe THAT is why some of them seem so resentful and take it out on us humans, consequently giving Mummies such bad press.

And what is inside all of that wrapping?
It could be a zombie.... and as all zombies have skeletons that means you have one of THOSE in there as well.
It could even be a vampire that has upset a necromancer and has been turned into a zombie.

Yep, I reckon Mummies are by far the scariest, but no good for the sex thing though. After all, Mummies are there for kissing one better, not for sex.