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A "What Did You Think Today" Digression!

 
 
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 03:56 pm
It already does happen. My roommate has a deal with a friend that they will get married, simply because they like different kitchen appliances. They would receive the gifts and split. How clever. I would marry a man that would plan ahead and keep track of what we barter for what, kind of an inventory. i would not mind doing all the manual labor, would prefer that. i can milk cows too, if that is a skill one does not forget, like biking. and i can ride horses too, perhaps someone would give me a duck for seeing me ride a horse?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:03 pm
if I had a duck, I would.

Wouldn't an engagement work?

You can have lots of those.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:06 pm
do people give gifts for an engagement? they should. you can provide for yourself for life that way!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:06 pm
"in a limited time engagement..."
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:07 pm
If you move around a lot. And get lots of groups of new friends. Who don't know the old friends. Or, like, join a website with lots of generous saps who...

...hey!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:10 pm
yay! just for the record, i really want a good kitchen robot: mixer, chopper, scraper, shredder...all in one. now i need to find someone to get engaged to... hmmmm
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:12 pm
Dag,

http://www.ri.net/schools/Central_Falls/v/218/Sumo.jpg

?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:16 pm
hm. is he an a2k member? if so, it is a match!!! (how long is the 'limited time' in that engagement?)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:17 pm
That's Craven.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:17 pm
I'm guessing until about age 45.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:35 pm
That ISN'T Craven!

he has a beard and glasses, now.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 06:30 pm
i will have to think about it a bit more (perhaps until I'm 44 1/2).
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 06:41 pm
the sumo guy is chad rowan from oahu hawaii. the first foreigner to achieve the rank of yokozuna (the highest level) in sumo. at 6'8" he had a lot of leverage.

btw, he made a bunch of bucks in sumo and can purchase lots of appliances.
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 06:53 pm
if i remember correctly, rowan went by the name "akebono"

there's another sumo guy from hawaii of samoan descent that achieved the rank of yokozuna "musashimaru". his real name escapes me right now.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 08:31 pm
you know, i really do not insist on being engaged to a sumo wrestler, really. any manually skilled smaller man will do!
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 08:37 pm
something along the lines of a butler?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 09:13 pm
Hmmmmm - that is a good question - what sort of man/men would it be good to become engaged to?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 09:18 pm
butler with organizing/book-keeping skills would be grand. should be able to ride a horse too. wouldn't be bad if he was good-looking: it is better for the trade that way (the barter trade). should be a great orator and it would be charming if he could draw portraits with pencil. he should know a bit about wine and be able to cook. did i leave anything out?
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 09:23 pm
yup, you forgot the famous "having a sense of humor"
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2003 09:24 pm
nah, i need the man for work. but he could charm the ladies at the open market with a witty humour, sure. as long as he brings home the duck and potatoes!!!
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