How do you qualify as a troll?

I took part in a Trolls Liberation Front action once. Burnt a couple of websites down.

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djjd62 wrote:

Diane wrote:
Are baby trolls called trolloids?

Are flirty girl trolls called trollettes?

Do trolls have troll breath?

Say goodnight, Gracie.

i believe they're called trollops

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So a troll is a person who talks to themself on a thread with two different names? Why would anyone want to do that Confused

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RKfan, welcome to the forum.

A troll is a person who assumes multiple personalities to bedevil and confuse other posters. Why would anyone do that? Why do people play cruel practical jokes? Why are there spoilers and disruptive vandals in the world? The world is full of all types of personalities, not all of them as nice and pleasant as you or I.

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Is a liberal out of con troll?

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The idea that someone would post with a secret identity is abhorrent to me and an affront to the sensibilities of all decent people everywhere.

That's all I have to say about that.

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In my case, it wouldn't work. People tell me they can recognize my lugubrious way of phrasing things (not to mention the tons of typos) without even looking at the avatar to see who wrote that tripe. I don't think a tiger can change his tripes.

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

The idea that someone would post with a secret identity is abhorrent to me and an affront to the sensibilities of all decent people everywhere.

That's all I have to say about that.

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Merry Andrew--

Will Tiger Tripe yield enough rennet for Tiger Cheese--or does your average, run-of-the-mill tiger lack stomach?

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Noddy24 wrote:

Merry Andrew--

Will Tiger Tripe yield enough rennet for Tiger Cheese--or does your average, run-of-the-mill tiger lack stomach?

There's whey too much punning going on here.

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Merry Andrew wrote:

Noddy24 wrote:
Merry Andrew--

Will Tiger Tripe yield enough rennet for Tiger Cheese--or does your average, run-of-the-mill tiger lack stomach?

There's whey too much punning going on here.

Lack of curdesy, that's what it is.

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Merry Andrew wrote:

Noddy24 wrote:
Merry Andrew--

Will Tiger Tripe yield enough rennet for Tiger Cheese--or does your average, run-of-the-mill tiger lack stomach?

There's whey too much punning going on here.

Too much punning, she sputtered indignantly?

What's WRONG with punning?

Hath not a punner eyes? Hath not a punster hands, organs,

dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with

the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject

to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means,

warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer,

as a humourless sadsack is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you

poison us, shall we not die?

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When the wordplay descends to punny, I look a-whey.

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I try to be impartial, like the swiss. But I cannot help myself: I am an incorrgible muenster.

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patiodog--

You're a rare brie.

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much obliged, m'edam. you're pretty gouda yourself.

EDIT: "your" instead of "you're." sheesh.