Hmmm, have to admit that I can be a bit trollish myself.
dyslexia wrote:I got 2 for the price of 3 at the Dysfunctional Vietnam Veterans Annex (personalites and shadows optional at extra cost)
I love the smell of multiple speech patterns in the morning. Smells like....victory.
juss cuz Im paranoid doesnt mean that theyre not out to get you.
I prefer to troll from a canoe.
ehBeth wrote:I prefer to troll from a canoe.
You prefer to troll from a canoodle.
Damned lubricious Canajuns.
You're cute, though. I'll give you that. Sweet.
(RUNNING!!!!!!)
Going way, way back on this thread, I like to observe that trolls do wear socks.
Briefly.
Since they don't wear shoes, pretty much all that is left are the anklet bits. You can tell the age of the troll by counting the number of anklet bits.
Of course this is a bit like counting rattles to determine the age of a rattle snake. The troll/rattlesnake may take exception to the personal invasion and the anklets, like the rattles can be broken off.
Also, while rattles will not rot, anklets. will.
Whuzzis all aboot, then? Trolls there were on Abuzz, aye. But on A2K? Nah. Perish the very thought. Anyone seen KAK around lately? Under whatever guise?
Well, I have to admit, I never thought I'd see the day when Noddy would go off on a drunken rant. I thought she was far too sensible for that. Shows to go ya...
Eva--
I find the Right of Trolls an Intoxicating Subject.
Some people burn bridges. I linger in the transition areas studying the endangered fauna.
Deprived of habitat, the poor trolls flee to the Internet. Rural creatures are forced into cyberspace without any education in the fine points of civilized interaction.
Eventually, like feral cats an vicious dogs, they must be put down.
Plaques and tangles, plaques and tangles.
The Rite of Trolls can be an even more intoxicating subject.
Until they start dancing, that is.
Terrible dancers, trolls. <shaking head>
Oh, I dunno, when it gets really stanky funky they show some rhythm...
Eva--
Think, "Different Drummer".
Yeah, but they keep stepping on your toes.
It's a bad habit they can't seem to stop.
Trolls are vile, and they rush in.
(quote from a video game)
Eva--
Toe-stepping is a courtship ritual in the Troll Culture.
If you're interested, show your partner how high your wounded foot can kick.
Personal contact is better than a wink and a nod.
The kick is much more effective while wearing pointy high heeled shoes. Not that I, um, would know anything aobut it, of course.
You ol' calamity you . . .
Buffalo gals won't ya come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Buffalo gals won't ya come out tonight
And dance by the light of the moon . . .
Are baby trolls called trolloids?
Are flirty girl trolls called trollettes?
Do trolls have troll breath?
Say goodnight, Gracie.
Diane wrote:Are baby trolls called trolloids?
Are flirty girl trolls called trollettes?
Do trolls have troll breath?
Say goodnight, Gracie.
i believe they're called trollops
