Is God A Man – Giovanni Dadomo (Arthur Comics)
Got a little problem
so help me if you can
The thing I wanna know is, is god a man?
Does he get up in the morning
and go for a piss
Does he shave and strap
a digital watch on his wrist
and does the holy spirit
ever need to take a crap
does he go down with the flu
and has he ever have the clap
has he got a flat in Chelsea
on a million year lease
shacking up with Mary Whitehouse
and the Chief of Police
Is god a man?
Does he drive a red Bugatti
Does he go for girls with bite
or does he have to jerk himself
to sleep every night
Does god do the pools then?
Does he holiday in Spain
was he ever on a bus with a fiver and no change?!
Has he heard of rock 'n' roll
Is he wearing any pants
Would he really rather be Keith Richard
given half a chance?!
Is god a man?
Is god a man? Does he do the horses
Is god a man? Whats his favourite gear
Is god a man? Does he like Chinese food then
Is god a man? Does he beat up on queers??
Does he wear a leather jacket
or shop on Saville Row?
Oooh save it for the papers
cause I just dont wanna know
See I gave the old bastard his cards years ago
Oh yeah! God's got the sack too!
Thats him, over there! At the back of the dole queue
The one in the suit and the South of France tan
But is he a man, is he a man, is he a man, is god a man
I dunno ...
I've got no time for theology
My hobby now is human biology
No room in my life for golden beatitudes
I'm into the fruits of good old pulchritude
Look that one up
Its a big word ..