"Pubic beetle" deemed unsafe for public driving. Yes, pubic.

Pubic beetle creates dangerous car traffic situation in Los Angeles (picture not safe for work)

The police of Los Angeles have recently had a lot of fun, (i'll bet) when they were filling out papers to register a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles because of a giant women's pubis, which they could see displayed on the front part of an oncoming (oncomming? snicker) car. The LA police started (did you mean stared?)desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis and came upon the tracks of young hairdresser, Nelly Node.

Nelly's passion for arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless (shameless? who hasn't taken a close up shot of their genitals and displayed it on the front of their car, WHO?)method to prepare her college course work, in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors: (sounds like the professors got a 'rise' out of it) she was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested the woman.

The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads: the girl had to paint her car's bonnet over.

No more "Rug Bug," then?

Imagine if there was a head on collision.

Sub and BV!

Put my car back where you found it!

Thanks for scaring Squinney away, nice job boy's! I'll bet she has buns of steel to go along with your...your picture, and now she's gone, thats just great.

paulaj wrote:

Sub and BV!

Put my car back where you found it!

Thanks for scaring Squinney away, nice job boy's! I'll bet she has buns of steel to go along with your...your picture, and now she's gone, thats just great.

did we scare squinney away? buns of steel? I don't get it.