That guy stole my sh** !!

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Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog
March 31, 2005 11:32 AM EST

SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.

Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said

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Sounds like he was pissed....

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Shooting blanks is no fun.

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Can't say the woman didn't give a shyte.

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Gus is in the clear on this one.
He woulda kept the poop, and would have run off hysterically laughing.

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Haha...It'll be funny if he just ran away with the poop.

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I always think it's good to have a bag of poop with me when I'm walking the dogs. I don't tie the bags closed right away - I'm ready to whack someone in the face with a nice plop anytime.

Since most of the young toughs in the neighbourhood think I'm a bit crazy to begin with, I suspect they suspect that's exactly what I'm gonna do with the poop bags.

Cool

Sometimes it's good to maintain an image.

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If ya make 'em think your tough or crazy, they leave you alone in either case :-)

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ehBeth wrote:

I always think it's good to have a bag of poop with me when I'm walking the dogs. I don't tie the bags closed right away - I'm ready to whack someone in the face with a nice plop anytime.

Since most of the young toughs in the neighbourhood think I'm a bit crazy to begin with, I suspect they suspect that's exactly what I'm gonna do with the poop bags.

Sometimes it's good to maintain an image.

Very funny, ehBeth.

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Im not running up on you any time soon Beth. ;-)

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Yeah...make sure you call out her name and identify yourself first if you should see her on the street and run to catch up to talk.....

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You don't know the half of it . . . she once bought slightly scented bags for the purpose . . .

Rolling Eyes

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rose scented sh*t bags?

Laughing

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I sh!t you not . . .

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no sh*t?

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naaaaaaaaaaah

Marine Bleu scent Cool

just the right size fer lil dog poop

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When I first got Bailey, I wasn't really up on the whole poop n' scoop thing. In the old days, poop stayed where it dropped.

So, I read Dogs for Dummies which gave extraordinary instructions on the bag over the hand thing - picked up a children's size plastic gardening shovel (shovel, not spade) - and some grocery bags - and headed out with Bailey.

The neighbours just about p*****d laughing. Bailey was so small then, he coulda fit into one of the grocery bags a few times over - and the shovel head was bigger than his torso - and his poop was so little it could disappear under a birch leaf.

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The neighbours just about p*****d laughing.

That guy stole my sh** !!

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