Bella, you may be right,
I have to ask Slappy, he was the one who got me started on midg- i mean,.,dwarves
Slappy and I went to this bar one night and we were both VERY bored so we ordered some Wild Turkey.
Bored and broke left us no other choice...
The waitress couldnt see over the top of the table she was so small..
I dunno.. one drink led to another and next thing I know..
Slappy is on my lap, waitress is on his head.. and well..
it was love at first ... ahh.. sight