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Sun 20 Mar, 2005 08:50 pm
Quote:'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell
March 18, 2005 1:32 PM EST
MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.
Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was there.
Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.
He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.
Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line.
After I stopped laughing so hard my sides hurt, I realized how silly people can be and how ANYONE will buy ANYTHING...
I bet this poor turtle ends up on Ebay... Right along side the piece of tree bark that looks like Jesus....
In spite of artist's renderings centuries after the fact, we have no idea what Jesus looked like.
What if all those old burnt burritos, glass bank building walls, and other objects have been carrying the devil's image all these years, and the turtle is the first tchotchke to actually carry Jesus' face?
Something to ponder.
Hmmm, pondering, pondering. This needs serial thought before I can come up with something as profound as it deserves.
Thanks, shewolfnm, thanks for the laugh.
How much they asking for it? <checking bank balance>
HA!! great point grey!
I dont know the running rate of the face of satan....??
I know jesus statues can go for a whopping 19.99!!!!!
Satan will re-emburse you Roger. Satan loves you!
If it costs more than the wart off a cucumber, I have to ask if Satan extends credit.
Wait'll they find out I've got 27 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with Jesus face on each one (for a moderate fee).
Mmmm
Jesus-Jelly sandwichs with peanut butter..
Put'em on Ebay.
I found this one by the swamp. If you look closely you will notice the pattern on the shell looks like Satan's scat.
that looks like jesus' cat!!!!
you are now a rich man Gus!
Wanna buy it, shewolf.
hundred grand..... it's yours.
Here, just 'coz I like ya..
Ill give a few hundred grand for it...
Fare trade?
shewolfnm: I bet this poor turtle ends up on Ebay... Right along side the piece of tree bark that looks like Jesus....
Yea, and whatever happened to the french fry that looked like Abe Lincoln?
Has anyone noticed that figures from history never end up on healthy foods?
Jesus has been on french toast, potato chips,pizza...but I've never heard of anyone bite into a carrot and stare into the face of God..
Kiyeho--
Welcome to A2K.
Interesting point. French toast...potato chips...pizza--no loaves and fishes, no manna...
Poor ole turtle. And folks are just too obsessed with Satan. Down here in the South, you'd think every family had their own devil in their attic or something.
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