@eurocelticyankee,
How come I haven't seen this thread before? Some absolute gems here.
My sister was watching a documentary on TG4 before Christmas and got a land when I turned up in it - set-dancing in Ballyvourney in approx. 1996. About 5 seconds! Funnily enough the tee-shirt I was wearing that night is now part of my better-half's nightwear collection!