Enough with the tepidtude :wink:
I was once asked by an immigration officer at the US Canadian border if I had ever committed an act of Gross Moral Terpitude (or thats what I thought he said). Not being familiar with Terpitudinous Studies, moral or immoral large or small, I asked what he meant. "Way-all, have ya ever don anythin real bad?"
So I said in a flippant way (because he clearly wasnt taking the process seriously) "not recently".
About 1/2 hour later he finally stamped my passport, we went over to the US petrol station, filled up and went back to Canada. It wasn't worth it.
Water is both a wave and a particle*.
*this is now my standard answer to science questions (barring evolution). It saves a lot of time.
Steve, bestiality isn't illegal in Utah. Tell him you're not off do something weird or anything officer, just off to Salt Lake City to f*ck some goats!
You're a mine of useless information mr still.
May your waves and particles ever exhibit complimentarity.
[I'm not surprised btw that bestiality is legal in Utah. Pity mormonism isnt]
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:You're a mine of useless information mr still.
I have been reliably informed that I am also the spouter of mindless bull$hit on occasions as well. I'd like to think of this is 'balance'.
And you can hardly buy a drink in Utah too. I suppose molesting goats is the only thing worth doing at that point.
Its certainly off my holiday destination list
You think maybe bestiality has to be legal or the population goes into rapid decline? Is that why the mormons are so keen on genetics?
Know what you mean Steve...I once got into trouble at US customs for laughing at the HUGE picture of Ronard Reagan on the wall. They let me in though...even when I said Bedtime for Bozo was my favourite film (I made that last bit up...they would have shot me quicker than an Italian hostage for such terpitude!)
Anyway it's King's Row (where's the rest of me?)
:wink:
You got that from his Cheshirean coyness, right?
Ah cheshire...the home of footballers and Chelsea Taxis (4X4's)
...and Style Women's Open prison :wink:
smorgs wrote:Ah cheshire...the home of footballers
Old Trafford Sports Stadium, hmm. 0 - 1 it was - hoping for better today, heh?
Even Kevin said Bolton deserved to win...and what about Royle having to pay that money back?
No wonder there was no nookie last night...
Born in Ashton under Lyne general hospital.
Parents moved to Hazel Grove/Poynton
Went to school in Macclesfield
Mixed with the Cheshire jet set
George Best Dennis Law
Stan Pearsons post office in Prestbury
The Admiral Nelson
The Poco club in Stockport
(my god I hope no one is reading this)
anyway got washed up here
but yes I regard myself as a Manc
Uncle just died aged 98 was a blue. Must have been one of the few to have been regularly to City's first ground somewhere near Clayton I think (probably a disused sewage farm or similar) then Maine Road and finally the City of Manchester Stadium.
Prize for the first person to remind me of the name of Manchester City's ground before Maine Road.
and where does Canada come in?
and what's the prize?
Who said canada on this thread
Prize is a ......
is a
give me time I'll think of something cheap
Oh, bugger!
Walter, I just spent ages finding that info...I knew when I got back to the thread a certain Mr Hinteler would have been there already!
1880 The club is formed as 'West Gorton St Marks'.
1887 Name changed to Ardwick FC. Relocated to Hyde Road.
1891 Played in Football Alliance which becomes Division Two of the Football League in the following season.
1892 Finish fifth in their first season.
1894 Club becomes a limited company and name changes to Manchester City FC
1898/99 Promoted to Division One - P34, W23, D6, L5.
1902/03 Win Division 2
1904 Win FA Cup for first time, beating Bolton Wanderers 1-0. Also finished runners-up in the League Championship.
1905 Billy Meredith suspended for 9 months after a bribery scandal.
1909-10 Win Division 2.
1910 First continental tour - played 5 games in Germany, Denmark and Sweden.
1921 Finish runners-up in Division One.
1923 Move to present stadium at Maine Road, playing their first game v Sheffield United and winning 2-1.
You have to be a Manc!
