The Reyn thread.....

<Reyn comes in from yet another hard day's work. He's just about to hit the shower when he decides to look at this thread again. Then, he smacks his forehead....>

Oooh! I've been such a dummy! Why didn't I think of this before? Rumours like below are completely unfounded!!



Well, when the good Lord made me, he left off some important "working parts"!



So, there's no way I was anyway responsible for the above said pregnancy! Besides, the only exciting thing that occurred was that Sarah read me my favourite story, "Pinocchio".

Now, I don't want anyone feeling sorry for my disability. After all, in my line of work, this has advantages. :wink:

So, no DNA test is needed here! I will be expecting written statements of retraction of said deeds in the newspapers by tomorrow! :wink:

Reyn
You know we're just having a little fun, right. This is the kind of stuff we do to eachother all the time, so I hope you weren't offended.
In fact, we only kid with the ones we like, so think of it as a compliment :-D

Hmm, let me see....yup, there's her name....Montana! She's in my little black book of revenge, too.

I'm taking this extremely seriously and am planning action now as we speak. Buffalo Bob will be helping me out.

So, beware! :wink:

Re: This is for: smorgs (no one else read, okay?) :-))


Hey, Reyn

I live in Abbotsford too - we must be neighbours!!!!!!!!!!
Although I wouldn't call it a city - rather just a suburb of Sydney - and that's not Sydney, Nova Scotia!

gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I can not believe smorgs is heavy with Reyn's child

What you sayin she's heavy? Thats insultin talk for a lady to hear round these parts you old gutsrottenfoffer you

You live off Downes Road right? Or is that left?

she ain't heavy, she's his sister

that don't mean she ain't heavy...

Give me you best shot Reyn ;-)

ok, not that I was looking or anything, but what I got from this is that smorgs and reyn are having twins for the prime minister, but they are both married or soon to be married and they didn't tell each other and smorgs has a heavy sister?? hm..interesting

No, this is my sister, Heidi.

How dare you!

Well, well, well...

I see you guys have been giving our new friend Reyn a workout over here. Good for you.

And it looks like he's up for it.

I love a man in gingham! :wink:

It's those freckles that get to me, smorgs.

Hey, I can't help she's my sister! Wasn't my doing.....

Eva, I see you found an old picture of me doing chin-ups! See those arms! Look like trees, eh?

You know, I used to be quite the celebrity - way back when. Had a TV show and all that. Howdy was just a nickname that caught on. My name really is Reyn. I was really sad when it got cancelled after many years.

I would say that I remember your TV show, but of course that would make me FAR, FAR older than I really am. <blush> At least five years older, I think.

It was a wonderf....I mean, I HEARD it was a wonderful show.

There's nothing wrong with a little age! I, myself, am celebrating my 54th birthday next month. Although, to look at me, I don't look my age (really!).

I've read your profile and you've done a wonderful job with it. By the way, I'm also a cancer survivor (nearly 10 years now).

I really miss Buffalo Bob though.....

I love an OLDER man in gingham :wink:

Is your sister Heidi now Bush's Secretary of State by any chance?

CrazieL. You sum it up well. And you're making sense of it.