The Reyn thread.....

Asked about the incident at his Press Briefing yesterday, President George W. Bush took great lengths to explain his position, stating, "I'm deeply troubled by what is happening in Canada. It's, you know, it's another example of why we have to, um, you know, we have to be ever watchful for terrorist attacks on our values. We value freedom. We value marriage. To me this is just a way for them to erode those two things and I've spoken to Condaleeza Rice about this and she is postponing her visit to Canada because of this. Now, I've also spoken to the Prime Minister. He insists he wasn't involved and I believe him. I've looked into his soul and it's a good soul. He's a good looking man, by the way. Let me finish! But, I think it's time for Congress to look into writing a bill that will require that movie seats here in America be placed at arms distance to assure abstinence in our theaters. Abstinence works. If they write a bill and send it to me I'll sign it."

Montana - Any results yet on the pregnancy strip you found in the dumpster?

Thanks for the reply, Reyn, although I never sent you a PM, and you spelled my name wrong. Drop the r and s, k? And wait.. who rocked my what when? That was probably really hot.

Everyone else get outta here. This thread is for me.

Montana, did you do the press release already or do you need me to do it?

I need the number for the Manchester Globe International Daily if you have it.

We've got to get this to the Globe while the story is still hot ;-)

I can not believe smorgs is heavy with Reyn's child.

Here's the first draft, but I need some facts checked.

Quote:

Prime Minister Tied to Post in Fraser Valley Theater While Movie Goers Trist Results in Illegitimate Child

March 8. 2005

The Prime Minister, (PM) during a recent trip to Fraser Valley, located just outside Vancouver, was caught in what local authorities have dubbed the A2K Affair....

Its those Dutch ... you would never think it when you first meet 'em, but once the time is there ... the experience is unequalled, I tell you.

Montana - Any results yet on the pregnancy strip you found in the dumpster?

TWINS????

A Boy AND a Girl???

We'll have to add this to the Late Edition. No time to rewrite now unless someone else can do it.

(Looks like those Hollanders multiply just like the bulbs for which they ar famous!)

Reyn, your MARRIED!

I can't believe you've led me on like this, and in front of all my A2K friends...the !

Now I'll be shunned on every thread a cyber harlot my PM's will go unanswered

...and me heavy with two my little canucks (Beaver and Moose)

don't you love me anymore? EH?

I'm off to the relationship thread...

...I like the name Steve..how do you feel about raising another man's offspring?

Reyn

You know Kelwona and Kamloops?

Met a bear once over looking the N Fraser river.

<Reyn makes note of all the names who engaged in this little "haha" and vows to pay 'em all back in kind....maybe...some day....when you least expect it....>

Reyn,

You're a good sport. Sometimes we just go off on tangents. Sometimes it's top secret super dooper A2K pledge initiation. Sometimes it's just in fun and because we can.


Watch for your pin and patch in the mail!