How many women on A2K have been laid by Kickycan?

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Shiver is still all flustered about it!

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Gus, you'll have to put me down for A.

But not B. I'm not gay.

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kickycan wrote:

Interesting how the women who were the most passionate and freaky (I won't name names--shewolf, boriskitten, Eva, etc...) during our marathon session seem to be the most inclined to insult me or disavow any carnal knowledge of me.

All I can figure is that it hurts finding out that you weren't the only one to ride the rollercoaster at Kickyworld.

Well, I did try to ride the rollercoaster, but alas, it couldn't make it up the hill.

Sorry, Kicky, but I had to tell the truth. Embarrassed

Have any of those pumps or pills worked for you yet?

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kickycan wrote:

Interesting how the women who were the most passionate and freaky (I won't name names--shewolf, boriskitten, Eva, etc...) during our marathon session seem to be the most inclined to insult me or disavow any carnal knowledge of me.

All I can figure is that it hurts finding out that you weren't the only one to ride the rollercoaster at Kickyworld.

Kicky, just admit to everyone you're still mad about that part where I whipped out the rubber-tipped tweezer & magnifying glass & offered stimulation, if I could find anything! Or maybe it's the part after that where I said we could go find a scanning electron microscope to locate certain itty bitty teeny tiny parts?

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makemeshiver33 wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....awww...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....

Excuse me, while I catch my breath........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think thats a yes ...

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BorisKitten wrote:

Kicky, just admit to everyone you're still mad about that part where I whipped out the rubber-tipped tweezer

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Nah! ........ Kicky's used to tweezers.

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dyslexia wrote:

some call it luvin, some call it service.

and yet, still others call it beastiality

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kickycan wrote:

Interesting how the women who were the most passionate and freaky (I won't name names--shewolf, boriskitten, Eva, etc...) during our marathon session seem to be the most inclined to insult me or disavow any carnal knowledge of me.

All I can figure is that it hurts finding out that you weren't the only one to ride the rollercoaster at Kickyworld.

Oh schweetie,
And here I was not telling anyone because I was trying to aviod having to tell everyone how much you cried after our hot monkey luv.

No, I wont marry you, No i dont love you.
It was just a one night stand Kicky dear.
Please, stop calling, stop sending me cards, stop crying. Cool

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If that isn't the craziest **** I've ever seen, I don't know what is.

Where the hell does Brooke find that crap?

I suppose that guy could satisfy a hummingbird if he had the urge. The hummingbird would turn around upon feeling the invading protuberance and gasp as she said, "My God! You're so friggin' huge!

Then the wings would beat like crazy as the fat man with the teeny penis hammered to his heart's content.

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Where the hell does Brooke find that crap?

I suppose that guy could satisfy a hummingbird if he had the urge. The hummingbird would turn around upon feeling the invading protuberance and gasp as she said, "My God! You're so friggin' huge!

Then the wings would beat like crazy as the fat man with the teeny penis hammered to his heart's content.

Heehee..... Gus. Laughing

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Okay, enough of the wildly ridiculous allegations about my penis. It's like a tree trunk, as you all know, so stop al the damn lies!

Now, let's get back to the real question. By a show of hands, how many of you ladies have banged Slappy?

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I banged slappy. Up side the head. I couldn't help it, he asked two complete strangers about their 'O' faces.

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HAHAHA...that's not true, is it? Did he really?

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Now I've seen it all...Brooke's post gets censored.
You're one hot mama behind that angelic demeanour.

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Kicky - he did. hehehe.

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littlek wrote:

Kicky - he did. hehehe.

I did?

Nice.

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kickycan wrote:

Okay, enough of the wildly ridiculous allegations about my penis. It's like a tree trunk, as you all know, so stop al the damn lies!

Now, let's get back to the real question. By a show of hands, how many of you ladies have banged Slappy?

Can't remember whether I've banged Slappy or not.... I do seem to recall something about being flung to the floor in his bedroom after... something... but it's all hazy now. All the women who think they might've banged Slappy seem to say that.

Oh, tree trunk! Right after it's sprung from the seed! More like a stray electron.
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Brooke, LOVED that image! Well, I did feel a tad nauseated as it's pretty early in the morning for something so.... REAL. Saw this very guy riding one of those special motorized carts inside Wal-Mart yesterday.

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panzade wrote:

Now I've seen it all...Brooke's post gets censored.
You're one hot mama behind that angelic demeanour.

I do seem to have a teeny - weeny bit of an ornery side. I LMAO when I got censored though! Good thing it was just a cartoon and not a real person in that picture! Razz

Boris - That was hilarious! Laughing

I was in a bar one night and both of them were there. After several rounds of drinks, they both decided to get on top of the bar and dance. Kicky started rubbing up against Slappy - doing a little dirty dancing. I hauled ass out of there. Rolling Eyes

Skeeeered me!!!!

So I never got to get them drunk and take advantage of them. But........in my dreams, now THAT'S a whole other story! Twisted Evil

I would give you the details.........but I would get censored again! Evil or Very Mad

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I didn't get laid by kicky... I laid HIM. Very Happy

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I am a re-born again virgin, the guys I've slept with don't count!! So I've never slept with anyone!! :wink: Laughing

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