Sadly, that reminded me of my own encounter with the Kickster, BBB. After a full hour of foreplay, he still didn't appear to be aroused. I kept stroking him and whispering, "Tell me when you're ready to go, big boy," but he just laid there, whimpering. I finally realized that was as big as it would get. Poor boy, I felt so sorry for him. I left when he began sobbing. Since then, I've been forwarding him all the e-mail messages that come in for those penis enhancers. (Sigh.) Perhaps one of them will work for him.
You'd better start a Category D, Gus. "Tried, but Kicky Couldn't Perform."
Was that Kicky????
No wonder he kept calling out your name, Gus! I wondered where the heck he got the idea that was my name, but I'm used to being called all sorts of things. In one heated session, bear even called me Wolf.
i need to keep my tail out of the air
Put me down for the works - A, B and C.
Would I mess around with the simple things? Nope!
By the way, kicky is a great lay
He just talks too
much, but categorie C will take care of that.
I'm more a Gus lover myself.
well he tried to make we wear a dress and said it would only take a minute... but he never even bought me a drink so i said no.
Huh. Kicky had asked me for a larger jpeg of my avatar, I had no idea why. Still not sure, does he have a thing for finger nails maybe?
FreeDuck wrote:Put McG down for C.
It was just a PM, nothing physical.
Oh, sorry McG. But if you don't mind I'll keep the mental imagery for a while :wink:.
Ha! Kicky couldn't even SEE first base with me from where he was standing.
Anyhoo - I don't thing Wabbits count.
I can't comment for fear of lessening the luvin Gus and I had.
some call it luvin, some call it service.
....and others call it lousy.
My guess to the thread's title question: ZERO.
After all, I thought it was a pencil eraser. After I said, "Hey, is that a pencil stuck up your butt?", it looked sorta like a shirt button, only a little smaller.
Interesting how the women who were the most passionate and freaky (I won't name names--shewolf, boriskitten, Eva, etc...) during our marathon session seem to be the most inclined to insult me or disavow any carnal knowledge of me.
All I can figure is that it hurts finding out that you weren't the only one to ride the rollercoaster at Kickyworld.
Pffffft!
I feel so left out...........
By the way, if you really want to know who the real A2K Cassanova is...look no further than Slappy Doo Hoo.
That boy's bagged more babes on A2K than me, Gus, Mr. Stillwater and Farmerman combined! I think it has something to do with his eight-inch tongue. Just a theory.
Makemeshiver, you've banged Slappy, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....awww...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
Excuse me, while I catch my breath........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA