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How many women on A2K have been laid by Kickycan?

 
 
Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 07:27 am
Kicky and I were having a beer the other night and all of a sudden, out of the blue, he leans across the table and asks me "So, Gus, how many of those A2K broads have your nailed?"

I was shocked. And then, indignant. "Look here, my dear Kicky, I have had sex with three of them, but I certainly don't think it's any of your business. Why do you ask?"

"Well" , Kicky said, as he leaned back in his chair with a smug smile on his face, "I've had seventeen of them. Twenty eight if you count fellatio. Thirty nine if you count spankings. Hell, Gus, I even nailed about thirty of those old broads over at the scrabble club."

I wasn't listening at that point. I heard a brief reference to the scrabble club but my mind was still reeling from the staggering total of Kicky's A2K conquests. Thirty nine! Good lord! I didn't realize there were that many women on this site. I asked Kicky for names, but he drew the line at that.

"****, Gus, you think I'm gonna give you names. And let you prey on the easy ones. No way. Stick with your three."

"Then he started giggling and kept repeating "Three. hahahah Three. hahahah Three."

I got pissed and stormed out. But this has been bothering me. Would you ladies be kind enough to step forward. (The ones who have done Kicky.)

And please be specific on which category you fall into -- A.) Intercourse B.) Fellatio or C.) Spanking

Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey. This is purely scientific and your names will not be released in a public domain.

Gustav
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 07:45 am
At the time I was attempting to concentrate on finding a six letter word that contained the letters "X" and "Z". I was so involved in thought that I barely noticed the nice young man who had entered the room. I had the sense that he was attempting to sell something, but I asssumed that it had to be either encyclopedias, or subscriptions to the Atlantic Monthly.

As a result, I paid him no mind. Or maybe I did, because the only word that I could muster gave me a lousy four points!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:13 am
So, Phoenix, I'll put you down for the spanking category.

You didn't feel Kicky's incessant beating on your behind?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:16 am
Smile

good luck
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:18 am
Quote:
You didn't feel Kicky's incessant beating on your behind?


At the time, I attributed it smply to overzealous salesmanship! Very Happy
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:19 am
Not me. I'm a virgin :-)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:27 am
Well, judging from Phoenix and Montana's respective responses, I guess we know which one is a liar.

I'll put Montana in the "A" category.

Two down.

Three, if we count Steve.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:39 am
Does cybering count? Kicky can give a lady one hell of a cybergasm.... :wink:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:42 am
Since when has Kicky been LAID?
Or is he counting the times he has masturbated to an AVATAR?
>sigh<
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:44 am
I wonder if Kicky has ever masturbated to an image of a wolf? That would be disturbing.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:45 am
Ostrich, maybe.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:49 am
he likes doggy style,
so i heard

you better watch out gus
that broom stick you have may be next to be violated by kicky
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:49 am
Hey, I'm no A!!!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:51 am
I'll bet he never "you know what!" to my avatar. He has his own hands.

Gus, what do you think? Remember my avatar?

Do you think, that, maybe in a desperate moment, he might have slipped something between the two hands, and......... oh no.

Michelangelo, must be rolling over in his grave, right.... ~now~.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:54 am
What happened to your avatar, Paula?

And I'll put you in category A with Montana.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:58 am
Not me. I let him put his hand on my knee and blow in my ear once, but it was so intense that I ran away.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:58 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
What happened to your avatar, Paula?

And I'll put you in category A with Montana.

Avatar? It disappeared.

Why, am I in the A category?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 09:02 am
Why is there a comma after "Why"?

I am not sure what you are saying.

Are you asking "Why am I in the A category?' or

"Why? Am I in the A Category?

The first version sounds angry while the second one sounds excited.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 09:16 am
I'm not angry, I'm just a poor writer. Thanks for the tutorial. Let me tryagain-

"Why? Am I in the A Category?

So how come? Is how come, 2 words?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 09:44 am
Gus
My encounter with Kicky was kind of sad. He couldn't find another lass to help him out. He always needs two. One to moan and one to scream.

BBB
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