dogshit
Oops, I just noticed, Cinnesthesia already said that. Oh well.
lol@shewolf...
garbage
fallen leaves
babies who have just shat themselves
kicky - thast's usually when I put a baby down!
Haha...How about if the kid is sitting there and all of a sudden you smell something and you realize the baby's sitting in a freshly filled diaper...you pick him up and bring him somewhere for the diaper change, don't you? Ha!
Okay, if you still don't like that one, then how about...
radio stations
teenage lesbian hitchhikers
(I swear I read about it in penthouse forum--it must be true)
Ummm, yeah, I would pick him up to change him at some point if I was on duty.