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Wed 9 May, 2018 05:55 am
Lunch at Long John Silver's.
I'll be burning extra Tupperware lids in effigy.
I do not have lost socks. My socks are identical. After doing laundry, I sometimes come up with a spare sock. It all works out if you do it long enough.
If you're a teacher, for homework you can instruct the class to write an essay on what socks have meant to them in their lives.
Quote:How will you commemorate this year's Lost Sock Memorial Day?
We celebrate with a lost sock puppetry of the penis parade followed by a look what marionette competition, camel rides, barbecue snags n eggs, thong throwing, the whole shebang. The funds raised go to the charity for homeless coat hangers and single shopping trolleys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
@laughoutlood,
I cannot believe I followed that kink.
@laughoutlood,
kidnap the sock gnome that seems to lurk around waiting to steal a sock.
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