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Red Sox winneth eight straight games - Translate the news into Shakespeare

 
 
jespah
 
Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 06:37 am
Here's the idea. Pick a news headline, any headline. Sports, weather, local, weird, politics, science, you name it. Translate it into Shakespeare here: https://www.shmoop.com/shakespeare-translator/

The next person guesses the headline in English and then posts a new one in Shakespearean.

Cometh on an has't some excit'ment, A2K folk
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 07:13 am
@jespah,
Red Sox Wins 8 straight games.

This may be too callous...
sir Who hath kicked the bucket In Trump Tower Fire hath tried To selleth Apartment, cousin sayeth
Blickers
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 11:09 am
@tsarstepan,
Apartment owner who died in Trump Tower fire had tried to sell the apartment, cousin says.

Stormy Daniels' lawyers to release sketch of sir the lady sayeth threatened that lady
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 05:14 pm
@Blickers,
Stormy Daniels' lawyers to release sketch of the man she says threatened her

Whither didst Michael Cohen receiveth $130000 to payeth Stormy Daniels?
Blickers
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 05:33 pm
@jespah,
Where did Michael Cohen get the $130,000 to pay off Stormy Daniels?

Trump calleth raid upon his barrister "a pillage upon our shores"
(not quite entirely from the Shakespeae Translater, I ad-libbed)
Blickers
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 11:37 pm
@Blickers,
Trump calls raid on his lawyer "An attack on our country".

Dog that hath killed owners in Germany might not beest euthanized after supporters calleth for saving Chico

jespah
 
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Reply Tue 10 Apr, 2018 05:44 am
@Blickers,
Dog that killed owners in Germany might not be euthanized after supporters call for saving Chico

(this one is local to me)
Hither art the Row 34 beer director’s highest in estimation Boston-area tasting rooms
Blickers
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2018 08:50 pm
@jespah,
Here are the Row 34 beer director’s favorite Boston-area tasting rooms

Yankees, Red Sox receiveth into benches-clearing argy-bargy at Fenway Meadow after Tyler Austin gets hitteth by fling
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3929111.1523498910!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/aptopix-yankees-red-sox-baseball.jpg


Source in case you can't figure out the headline

jespah
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2018 06:33 am
@Blickers,
Yankees, Red Sox had a benches-clearing brawl at Fenway Park after Tyler Austin gets hit by a pitch

Trump: I nev'r hath said at which hour Syria attack would taketh lodging
The US president claims that an attack could befall "very soon or not so soon at all! "


Source
Blickers
 
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Reply Sun 15 Apr, 2018 01:58 pm
@jespah,
Trump: I never said at which time the Syria attack would take place
The US president claims that an attack could happen "very soon or not so soon at all!"

The lady wast too short to playeth Goofy. Then the lady invented Spanx. The lady now hath a billion.
Source
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 15 Apr, 2018 04:05 pm
@Blickers,
She was too short to play Goofy. Then she invented Spanx. Now she's a billionaire. (or close to that)

Battle ov'r sales taxes on online purchases heads to topless Court
Source
Blickers
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2018 09:45 pm
@jespah,
Battle over sales taxes on online purchases heads to Supreme Court.

Trump toldeth Haley the lady could speaketh that lady mind. She's doing just that.
https://www.cnn.com/
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 18 Apr, 2018 05:52 am
@Blickers,
Trump told Haley she could speak her mind. She's doing just that.

Passenger hath killed after engine fragment damages Southwest jet

"The flight crew didst an incredible job getting this aircraft hither on the ground. "

Source
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