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I'd give my left nut for this not to happen to me.

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DrewDad
 
Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 03:34 pm
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 03:39 pm
...suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be...
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 03:41 pm
I'm not even sure how that happens. Shocked

He musta been naked for her to do that. I mean, she couldn't have done that through his trousers, right? How does one refuse advances while naked?

Putting it in her mouth is pretty gross, unless it's a Kicky smooth kind. :wink:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 03:44 pm
she put it in ..............her...........mouth?


no wayyy Shocked

I didnt think you could tear a man's boys off with your hands????

strange story...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 03:49 pm
Who the hell would put some guy's freshly-yanked ball into their own mouth? I mean, there must have been dangling bloody pieces of skin and goo everywhere! Some people should just not be allowed to drink alcohol.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 03:54 pm
Do you know the Kentucky recipe for rabbit stew? You know, the one that starts "first, you catch a rabbit."

Maybe she was making Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 04:22 pm
NASTY!!!!!!! It had to have been out of the skin, right? All wrinkly and grody.......YUCK!!!!!
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 05:01 pm
In a tit-for-tat world, I'm afraid someone would have to lose her left one. Or would that be a tit-for geoffrey world ...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 05:01 pm
I hope he's considering breaking up with her.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2005 11:58 pm
Stop it, Whooda. Please don't use the word "tit" on the same page with "testicle in the mouth." You're making me cringe....
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 10:58 am
...coming up next on "Fear Factor"...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 11:02 am
George wrote:
...coming up next on "Fear Factor"...

George...they already did that, eeeew! <shakes head and spats>
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 11:05 am
SAY WHAT???
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 11:06 am
Ewww... just put it in your mouth (it's a song lyric)
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 11:48 am
George wrote:
SAY WHAT???

They used animal "anatomies." I can't watch that show, some of my family members do though. Every now and then I'll walk through the living room and one will say "hey paula, fear factor is on!"..."I'm all set."
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 12:05 pm
paulaj wrote:
I hope he's considering breaking up with her.

LOL! Dont know if it was deliberate or not but that was def the funniest reply yet!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 12:19 pm
nimh wrote:
paulaj wrote:
I hope he's considering breaking up with her.

LOL! Dont know if it was deliberate or not but that was def the funniest reply yet!


That was an EXTREMELY good reply. I must say...it made me LOL. Laughing
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2005 12:26 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
nimh wrote:
paulaj wrote:
I hope he's considering breaking up with her.

LOL! Dont know if it was deliberate or not but that was def the funniest reply yet!


That was an EXTREMELY good reply. I must say...it made me LOL. Laughing

That makes the two of you, as silly as me Ain't it fun, hello frieeeeends.

Of course it was deliberate, I put a lot of thought in to my foolish statements.
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 05:20 am
Poor guy, at least he can still have children...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2005 05:58 am
Eryemil wrote:
Poor guy, at least he can still have children...

Wouldn't that make his children half brothers and half sisters?
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