Fancy a tattoo?

That is one ugly looking babe. Those tatoos don't do a thing for her.

Nothing says "I have no desire for human contact" like three kinds of fish tatooed on your face.

Gee, she never even asked for a Latin motto to go with them.

it looks like a face paint job gone wrong!

wow

what the f**k?
Does she WANT to be a virgin the rest of her life?
hehe

am I the only one who noticed that it is wrong and offset?
that pooooooor child.
I wanna know what her parents taught her about identity and self idealization ... SO I DONT do that to MY child..

I want to see more pictures - I bet it's not permanate

**cough, cough** Every parents dream come true **cough , cough**

I checked on Snopes, nothing yet, but I don't buy it. If nothing else, there's no way a FACIAL CLEANSING company would be the sponsor for her.

Way too easily photoshopped.

Check this out -- no fish-face:

http://www.ford-basiscycling.com/

On the other hand, 8 on the team and 7 in the picture... hmm.

no fish face here, either:

http://www.nicolefreedman.com/

OK, whew:



http://fatguycycling.blogspot.com/

soz, you are hilarious....

Soz, on the case! Remind me to never try and pull one over on you...

Heh!

It's the curiosity thing. I gotta know! Sometimes it serves me well, sometimes it doesn't.

Read the descriptions of the rest of the team members. I like this chick's sense of humor.

fact: heir to the ralph lauren fortune
- sent email to webmaster requesting her weight listed on website be lowered (previously listed as 205 lbs.)
- right ear appears to have Vulcan-like traits
- will probably send an email to webmaster requesting the Vulcan ear reference on website be removed

fact: kele is not her real name. it is a nickname she gave herself as a kid, and the strange spelling? well, spelling has never been a strength
strengths: not spelling, time trials

fact: also has a twin sister.
- looks good in newspaper
- married to next big deal tom danielson.
- has 100% success rate in being picked up by male drivers while hitchhiking.

fact: snowboard champion
- same Chrissy that starred in 1970's hit series Three's Company
- body double for Lyne Bessette in Reform School Girls (shower scene)
- SINGLE, has all her front teeth, and currently accepting dating proposals. Applicants must earn over 6 figures (not including the decimal point) and have at least 12 letters and/or numbers following their names (i.e. John Smith III, M.D., Ph.D.)

fact: scheduled to be released from an upstate New York supermax prison in 2037
- has her own cage and outdoor enclosure in most major zoos
- falsely accused of mauling Roy Horn during a Las Vegas show (a white tiger was later convicted)
- when well rested can take down a full-grown zebra

fact: 82 sixth graders are amazed marissa does not sleep in a bike helmet,
- wears hair in signature ponytail during races,
- one of the original coyote ugly bartenders
- quit as lead singer of ABBA in 1972

Yeah, the New York supermax prison was the first one that made me go heeeeyyyy... I bet they have fun!

Meanwhile, it sounds like it was set off by this other guy getting facial maori tattoos -- that would make sense in terms of topicality/ why she did it.

(The PRANK, not the actual tattoos! :-))