Don't Leek Now
The Spinach Prisoner
Chicory Dickory Dock
The Milagra Beansprout War
The Sorrel and the Pity
or
The Sorrow and the Parsley
Banana and Her Sisters
Dead Poets Salsify
The Casabas of Saint Mary
All The King's Fruits
Saturday Night Frijoles
Coconut Dundee
Plum Like It Hot
Quince Of The City
Fig-et Paris
How Green Was My Valencia
The Sins Of The Fava
Gunfight At The Okra Corral
Up Close And Persimmon
Kind Hearts And Carrot-nets
Raisin Arizona
Did you ever see Monty Python's 'Carrot Sketch Not Included'
or 'The Wholly Grape'?
And that great Green(e) movie 'The Endive the Affair'
How Stella Got Her Escarole Back
Ze French Classic, Claire's Pea
Taters Of The Lost Ark
Celery On The Bounty
Kale On A Hot Tin Roof
All The Kings Mungs
Turnips Of Endearment
The Collard Purple
Josie and the Brusselsprouts (Josie and the Pussycats)
Onion King (Lion king)
Tomato Must Die (Romeo Must Die)
The Okra Returns (The Mummy Returns)
The Carrot and I (The Prince and I)
Me, Myself and Asparagus (Me, Myself and Irene)
Charlie's Eggplants (Charlie's Angels)
King Avocado and the Round Table
A Watermelon to Remember
Bad Bananas (Bad Boys) and Bad Bananas II
2 Fast 2 Fruity
(and before i get flamed for the text language, that's how it's written - it's a sequel)
The Days Of Winesaps and Roses
My Pear Lady
Sprout Of Africa