no, they won't fall off, or no, you won't wait?
Yes, and your arms will fall out of their sockets too.
oh, i really don't like that. can't i at least keep my arms? damn, that spoils all the fun. and i was sooo looking forward to rotting in peace.
Gee, you have seemed to favor cremation heretofore...
and i will, hereafter.
anyhow, back to the important issue at hand. i propose kicky gets two helpers to pluck him - someone will have to do the back, butt, back of the thighs, you know. and it is a tiring and tedious job. between 3 people, they could do it. now, i can spend 10 minutes on my eyebrows only. how long will it take three people to pluck the whole person? i'd say about 4 days. anyhow, we need two volunteers to go pluck Tarcan. and then, we need to see pictures!!!
Hmmm...I wonder what I'd look like completely hairless...I wonder how long it would take, if I started right now, to shave my whole body completely...do you think I could be done by midnight?
Interesting...
Go ahead, if you're not done by midnight, just stop and finish it tomorrow.
kickycan wrote:Do you mean to tell me that if my head were made of ham, it would be worth over fifty bucks? Excellent!
Smoked Italian ham - even more.
Is that a smoked italian prosciutto?
If you can manage to pluck a hair every 5 seconds, 12 hours a day, for the next month, all your hair will end up less than a half inch long.
I expect photos.
Could you just give him some chemical that would cause all the hair to drop off? Or infect him with alopecia... or gently run a blow-torch over his body.... hmmmmm...
Has anyone offered to wax his eyelids yet?
great, kicky, you can pluck yourself - sell your hair, and then sell your head for ham. do we get some royalties since the suggestions were birthed here?
Ling Mao, sounds like a chinese dictator.
you'll stop laughing, spring chicken...
