National Love Your Pussy Day!

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National Love Your Pussy Day!
Is your frisky feline feeling left out from your hectic schedule?
Do you have a cat that needs attention?

According to Dr. John S. Coleman, over 30% of US homes have at least one cat. But with your busy schedule, I'd bet that your pussy isn't getting enough love. Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the National Love Your Pussy day.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/JoeNagle/angrypussy.jpg

On Wednesday, February 9 th, all Americans will celebrate National Love your pussy day. Suggested activities include "playing" with your kitty, knitting a special sweater for the wintertime (pussies always get cold), or rolling around in catnip together.

In case your cat looks a little too furry, you could even take your cat to the groomer. However, I would not recommend shaving your pussy. They look funny hairless, and may hiss or scratch you in the eyeball.

You may also want to buy your special friend a new toy. I've heard that you can have a lot of fun using toys when playing with your pussy. My fat cat loves her brand new "Vibrating Mouse". As you other cat owners know, the only way to really make your pussy happy is by buying it lots of useless things.

Once National Love Your Pussy day is over, you shouldn't just ignore your new best friend. Your pussy can get jealous, so think carefully before bringing another cat home. I hope you all love your pussy as much as I love mine, and I hope you enjoy your special day together.

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this.... is gonna be good.
I cant wait to see what this thread is going to turn into..
Vibrating mouse.... ( hooting laughter )

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that cat picture is sick

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A cat is a proud creature, showing its fur and strutting. we have Maine Coon that gets clipped evry year but they dont take him down to the skin. That cat must have been really left go to develop huge fur knots. Maine Coons are so layed back that they want other people to groom them. Reebok, our coon, will let a perfect stranger comb him, hes that lazy.
Do they have shaved pussy art?

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I saw the title of this thread and said to myself: "Læknir, these Americans celebrate everything that is good in life".

Then I found out it was about cats.

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Re: National Love Your Pussy Day!

Victor Murphy wrote:

National Love Your Pussy Day!
Is your frisky feline feeling left out from your hectic schedule?
Do you have a cat that needs attention?

According to Dr. John S. Coleman, over 30% of US homes have at least one cat. But with your busy schedule, I'd bet that your pussy isn't getting enough love. Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the National Love Your Pussy day.

On Wednesday, February 9 th, all Americans will celebrate National Love your pussy day. Suggested activities include "playing" with your kitty, knitting a special sweater for the wintertime (pussies always get cold), or rolling around in catnip together.

In case your cat looks a little too furry, you could even take your cat to the groomer. However, I would not recommend shaving your pussy. They look funny hairless, and may hiss or scratch you in the eyeball.

You may also want to buy your special friend a new toy. I've heard that you can have a lot of fun using toys when playing with your pussy. My fat cat loves her brand new "Vibrating Mouse". As you other cat owners know, the only way to really make your pussy happy is by buying it lots of useless things.

Once National Love Your Pussy day is over, you shouldn't just ignore your new best friend. Your pussy can get jealous, so think carefully before bringing another cat home. I hope you all love your pussy as much as I love mine, and I hope you enjoy your special day together.

I posted this same thread on my hometown newspaper's messageboard they removed it in less then an hour. The Baltimore Sun is not fit to line the bottom of a bird cage! Evil or Very Mad

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<grin>

That poor cat's picture sure has made the rounds! Where's that one with the lime-helmet on it's head?

So, what do we celebrate that's good in life? I guess Mardi Gras is all about that, but it's very regional.

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Mother's Day!
Father's Day!
National Ice Cream Day! (3rd Sunday of July)!

And the bestest:

Watch a Squirrel Day! (October 18th)!!!

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Two day's ago, I was in my bedroom getting undressed, and my cat Fritzi walked in. She jumped up on the bed, put her paws behind her head, crossed her feet and leaned back on a pillow (the usual.)

I continued getting dressed and as I did, I could hear her snickering, I looked over at Fritz and she had her paws over her mouth and her shoulders were moving up and down and I could here her trying to stifle laughter.

So I looked right at her and said "Hey, do you mind?... Go lay down!" So she jumps off of my bed, still snickering, runs over to her baskets and collapsed in a fit of laughter. She won't stop!

This isn't the first time this has happened.

Now let me get this straight, on Feb 9 I'm supposed to reward this type of behavior by knitting her a sweater? Give her catnip? I don't think so!

I need some answers.

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paulaj wrote:

What do you do when your pussy is out of control?

You should know better, paulaj.

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Someone just PM'd me and asked if Fritzi has had shots. I said "NO, Fritzi isn't allowed shots...just beer, shots make her crazy."

So that's not the problem.

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