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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 10:37 pm
from this website:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu


Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 12:47 am
the marketing possiblities boggle the mind --
"roadtrip? make sure you take plenty of beer"
"our brand melted the most snow in a blind urine test"
"gives new meaning to amber ale"

gotta give the dude props for remembering to continue to pee on the snow, and not in the glove compartment, after he'd had about 10 or so...
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satt fs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 01:15 am
No! It cant be..
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ForeverUntilItEnds
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 09:47 am
haha - yeah can you imagine, i'm suprised he didn't just start peeing on himself after the 30th beer,,,
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 10:47 am
Dasha should see this!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 11:00 am
Proud and clever folk we are!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 11:03 am
<grin>
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 11:07 am
not everyone could down 60 beers and still live. I am wondering if Kicky is still up to drinking contest with me after seeing this....
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 11:08 am
60 half-litres!
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