@tsarstepan,
I know someone who once used a condom, actually 3 condoms because there were three of them, to give himself a Tennents emema.
Alcohol is absorbed far quicker through the anus than the stomach. All three wanted to get pissed, (sorry that's slang term,) drunk, but they were all skint, and all they had was one of these.
He wasn't a teenager when he did it though, he was in his late 20s, and yes, apparently it worked.