cjhsa wrote:Hey, if someone didn't call me an **** once in awhile, then I must be doing something wrong.
You still don't deserve it. Maybe you are bring crude and crass but there are more polite ways to tell someone you disapprove. :wink:
i still think it is funny
Oh, please cats love going in small places. I stuffed mine in a tall thin glass and she was purring like crazy. She even scratched the h*ll out of me when I tried to take her out.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
shlt Link, that was hillarious!
And here is how she looked after she came out:
jeesee Link,
do you ever brush your puss?
how 'bout a shave?
Ohh shewolfnm I am so tempted to make a not so politically correct statement from what you said about my puss, but I will keep it clean.
Actually if all knew me and my kittys you would realized how much they are pampered. I mean I move my body in bed to make them more comfortable.
But I sometimes hold their paws and make them dance. They may not mind the stuffing in of glass jars, but they hate being danced with.
And sometimes I torture them by tying ribbons on them – they hate that too.
Alright, let's get into it then!
Why stop at just cats in jars? Let's spread this humour around to other species! How about birds squashed in jars, lizards & things, a few endangered species, maybe babies, even? Yeah, we could all have a really good laugh!
O-K all to make it even I stuffed my two year old in a tall vase. We actually took a picture of her – she was all smiles. Unfortunately, I do not have an infant so the two year old was the closest I could come up with.
I will put each one of my fish in a helium balloon and let them ride around my front room. It will be thier personal carnival.
:-)
Seriously – I used to put my hamster in this plastic ball – he would spend hours running around the house in it. I always thought he liked it because whenever I went to pick him up and carry him to the ball, I would simply hold my hand flat and he would without any prompting jump into the ball. Now I feel as if I abused him. Although it was amusing watching him chase the cats in it. The cats would run away in fear.
My hamster used to run straight into everything inside that ball. What an idiot.
Oh so did mine. He would get a good running start and then wham! It would cause him to fall back in the ball.
I also once had a hamster that was so stupid he got his head caught in a toliet paper roll and smack it around on everything until I freed him.
I guess we are both animal abusers.
I found our hamster underneath the microwave cart this morning. Little friggin Houdini got out again! The last time he did this he found his way into our bedroom at 3:00 AM and scared the crap out of me and the wife.
Lucky he's still alive cjhsa. Usually when they get out, that's that.
linkat, how DARE you allow your hamster to stick his head into a toilet paper roll....poor thing... :wink:
Those hamster roller balls are a highly effective delivery method for hamsters to roll hamster pheromones all over your house.
mmmmm, hamster pheromones...
Linkat wrote:O-K all to make it even I stuffed my two year old in a tall vase. We actually took a picture of her - she was all smiles. Unfortunately, I do not have an infant so the two year old was the closest I could come up with.
A thoroughly recommended fun activity for any small, defenseless creature. Congratulations!
Linkat, my apologies at my angry response in the comment above. I know you would never dream of doing any such thing to your daughter ...... of course. I'm just full of A2K-driven grief & the moment & when I read your comment I just felt very angry at the type of humour there. I'm sick of this thread. I doubt I'll bother to visit again. It's just pointless & (to me & others of the same ilk) insensitive & offensive.
