A2K Biographies!

There is a section where people put descriptions / information about themselves, just click on the "profile" button for each member.

Yeah but some people don't fill it in. :wink:

It's optional. People don't have to if they don't want to.

Yeah, I didn't

Why don't you start first SbCrack?

Or some people fill it in with other people's writing to avoid claiming any real responsibility for their posts.

Personally, I won't be adding a bio of any sort for two reasons: 1) I'm not a "star," 2) I like the anonymity that the internet gives me.

BUT, if other people want to post stuff about themselves in this thread, I'd probably read it.

Oh, oh, I haven't read that one. Only the "Stars" are asked here.

So then.... *relieve*

( peeking in smog's bed room window )

yeah, anonymity... sure.

As you can see, Heeven has a lot to say about herself in her profile.

My name is Slappy Doo Hoo, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling by the fireplace, and smashing elderly people in the mouth with baseball bats, just for a giggle now and then.

I'm 28 years old, am serious about my sales career, enjoy music, restaurants, hanging out with my friends, like to date good looking women, and also drink to the point where my liver hates me and the not-so-cute women get a chance with me now and again, at least for a couple of hours. I also offend people with tasteless jokes and 5am drunk dials. Oh, I'm sure to eat healthy and go the gym regularly, gotta stay healthy!!!! LOLOLOLOL!! ROTFLMAO!!! JERKOFFONMYSHOES!!!!!

I have no problems with donating to charities that help out retards, lepers, and disfigured mongloids who have been sodomized by their uncles with bananas, but, I will kill your favorite pet without hesitation because it made unwelcome eye contact with me.

One time I returned a movie, and actually didn't rewind it. LOOK OUT!

Well, technically, your spying on me (which I welcome, strangely, because if people want to check out my hot bod, who am I stop them?) isn't ruining my internet anonymity, but reaffirming my existence as a physical body outside of the realm of the Internet. Either way, though, I'll be sure to leave my blinds open for you.

( sits a bottle of baby oil by smog's computer)

slather that on for me will ya schweetie?

hello,

My name is Seed. i enjoy long walks on short piers and getting caught in the dark without a flash light. every once in a while i go to the local nursing home and expose myself to those who cant talk. Its enjoyable for all those involved. Im a true humanatarian.

i am 22 and I am enlisted in the army national guard, where i do my one weekend a month and go to wild and exotic places, like kansas while the government foots the bill. (sorry you have to pay so much in taxes)

and much like Slappy i returned a movie that i hadnt rewinded. i was then place in a dark room and whipped and flogged. i must say it was the best day of my life. I highly recommend it.

Well slapster, I just realized my profile was blank and filled it in. Nice to see our resident jack-off-all-trades has made his presence known. Nice little story man. Made me tear up there for a minute but then I got over it. Time to pack up my crap and go since I have to shop for diet food - yes you heard me. I am going on a diet and having given up ciggies also, I am not looking forward to being around myself for a while. BTW slappy I'll be one of those ugly 300lb women waiting for a chance to jump all over you - not for sex, but because I too like to beat up other peoples pets. Kicky let you off the leash again?

Seed,

Let me know the next time you're in the state ... I'll take you around and show you the world's biggest prairie dog, OR the world's largest ball of twine -- your pick!

Hi my name is shewolf
I love the taste of water and the smell of air.
My favorite color is clear

While looking is fine, breaking in to make me lather myself is crossing some kind of line!

And I like it...

cant believe i missed it on the first trip Tico... such excitement like that would have made the tirp all the more better

Smog... i never knew ;-)

I talk about what I'm about in almost every thread, so I think I'm pretty much an open book.


Christian
I love tv.
I'm engaged to a wonderful soldier.
Prior Military myself.
dogs, dogs, dogs
moving sucks
and vinegar diets

This was a crappy post by me. Uggggggggggh