What A Freakin' Idiot!!!

Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 11:22 am
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 11:29 am
While reading this I felt my stomach cramping up. I jumped from my chair to race to the restroom so I could vomit. En route, I stubbed my toe, and, while hopping about, knocked my head into the towel bar. The towel bar broke from the wall and landed in the toilet. Still hopping, I accidentally hit the flush handle and now have the towel bar implanted permanently in the plumbing.

This is going to be very expensive to fix.

And I haven't yet calculated the damage to both my toe and my head.

And my psyche.

I hope this fellow wins his 2.5 million because I plan to sue for for 5 million.
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