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A bit o' wackiness from the Bahstin Globe

 
 
jespah
 
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2004 05:28 pm
Onto the weirdness, lots of it in the Globe the other day, they must be drinking too much eggnog or something.

My eyes! My eyes!
Or, now we really know why Mommy was kissing Santa Claus.

Oopsie, but at least there's no bomb in it

So, where do you think they registered?

Well, just make sure he doesn't commandeer the ranger's car and go out for a spin

Cows that party with the bears
Or, Mom, why does my milk taste like Bud?

Divorce just keeps getting stranger all the time

Another bonus is, when you shower, you can do your laundry at the same time!

Happy Hollandaise!
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2004 06:02 pm
The links don't work--and I feel I'm missing monumental trivia.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2004 06:52 pm
Dang, lemme see if I can fix 'em
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2004 06:57 pm
Try 'em now.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2004 08:03 pm
Jespah--

Thank you. The weekend has been improved. I was particularly uplifted by the first photograph of the lemmings.

"You look divine as you advance
But have you seen yourself retreating?"
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 09:05 am
I loved the indoor nudity ban, another fine example of long-term thinking ....
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 10:36 am
That guy with the dime bag must be the same fella who once turned himself in to the police for the reward money. (I think he'd already sold his car to get gas money, too.)
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 10:47 am
Somehow, I think O. Henry could write a story about that.
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Don77
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:10 am
That Santa speedo run is something huh???

I heard on the radio the other morning that a similiar event was help in I belive England. The tune of 6000 Santa's showed up for the event and a brawl broke out, Imagine that Santa's in speedos beating the crap out of each other

Imagine the little kiddies faces seeing this go on ??

I love X-Mas brings out the best in people Laughing
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:22 am
Now there's a scene that just cries out for photography.
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Don77
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:26 am
I guess that's what happens when it near 50 degrees in Boston 2 days before X-Mas,
I know I was driving home from work Thursday night with the windows in my truck down !!!!!
Not that I had the sudden erge to run around in my speedo and a Santa's hat,

Trust me not a Kodak moment Laughing
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 11:30 am
Eek I just realized you're local, did I see you with the windows down on Route 2, singing "Thriller" at the top of your lungs?

No, wait, that might've been Slappy.
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Don77
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 12:33 pm
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Eek I just realized you're local, did I see you with the windows down on Route 2, singing "Thriller" at the top of your lungs?


Very well could have been me!!!! Just found a box in the garage with a bunch of old casetts in it, I will be blasting some hit tunes from the 80's next week, I m hearing 50's again middle of the week,,
Think I will be rebel yelling with some Billy Idol !!!! Laughing

And the tape was on the top can't wait to dig down a bit deeper !
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 04:46 pm
Woo hoo, I've been enjoying the hit songs of '74, we have a CD of 'em.

So I can and do sometimes start my day with Ooga-Chacka ...

... that's Blue Suede's version of "Hooked on a Feeling". The CD also contains "Kung Fu Fighting". It tends to provide all the goods for a happy day.

I've got a black Saturn so if you see me we can harmonize. I'm an alto. :-D
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Don77
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 07:15 pm
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The CD also contains "Kung Fu Fighting". It tends to provide all the goods for a happy day

Don't want to be sitting in the passenger seat with me driving and that one blasting Laughing


My singing out the window is usually followed by bystanders yelling at me to get my brakes fixed Laughing

Beware of a Dodge pick up !!!!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 07:35 pm
Okay, then I guess you get the falsetto parts. Embarrassed

We might have to include ABBA songs in this. There's a greatest hits CD lying around here somewhere.
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Don77
 
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Reply Sat 25 Dec, 2004 08:33 pm
ABBA, what is it about them everyone I know likes atleast 1 of their songs,
You just can't not like them?

Of course I may draw the line singing outloud to ABBA with the windows down, Thats a roll em up tight and have at it group Laughing
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 01:45 pm
Well, it's kinda chilly out these days. That'll work.
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Don77
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 02:21 pm
Amazing this weather, day after X-Mas we get snow, They are still calling for 50's by mid week,
And go figure I have to go out tonight.

Am rocking out to ZLX right now,, ahh the flashbacks Laughing
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 26 Dec, 2004 02:55 pm
Ah, "Who'll Stop the Rain", excellent.
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