Happy Birthday, littlek. Earlier in this thread you lamented the fact that you haven't had sex for awhile. That got me crying, littlek. I cried real hard. But then I said to myself "Snap out of it, Gus! Do something for the little lady. It's her birthday, dammit."
So I mulled the situation over and came up with a brilliant plan. My friend, Jeeter Dobkins, the guy who sweeps up down at the hardware store, is a bachelor and approximately your age. I have made arrangements for him to go to Boston and have birthday sex with you.
Jeeter's not much of a looker, but you know what they say about noses....
) i'd take you straight up or lying down :-)
