I'm bored, lets talk...

<Gus sees superjuly enter the bar, leans over and tells bigdice to put on "Boogienights"

The air is charged with electricity.

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That's right, it's all on me tonite! I won't tip gus though, that's your job, ladies.

Don't you go bug-eyed on me here, july, have a drink!

Gus, you ok?

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Well, thank you BigD.

Now Gus, come here you sexy and gimme a lapdance!
I wanna see you sha sha shaaaking that arse like you mean it, honey!

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BTFW, where is makemeshiver? She opened this here joint, and now she's gone?

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i think i just saw shiveree and paula. they were gonna go do some quick shopping

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/11/23/fashion/fron.jpg

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Well, they'll need some Cosmo's when they come in.

And see Gus lapdancing Superjuly...

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<Gus walks slowly toward superjuly, unbuttoning his trousers as he does so. Suddenly the zipper snares his member, just like in the movies, and Gus releases a primal scream. Superjuly catches a quick glimpse of the bleeding member as Gus drops to his knees and decides to do the compassionate thing -- she walks slowly toward Gus with a tube of ointment >

Bigdice gulps.

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<...and takes a big swig of rum, straight outta de bottle, mon, antcipation rising as he has seen gus perform this trick before, will superjuly fall for it?>

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<frantically handing tube to Gus>

Okay, people! Stripper down! I repeat... STRIPPER DOWN!

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<littlek peeks around SuperJuly>

THAT is SO not 9 inches!

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I told you so on the insult thread. His FEET are 9 inches...

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< Gus takes out a tape measure>

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<heh>

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Perfect timing, k.

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It's official! Gus' member is 3 HALF inches!!!

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BTW, could I have my check please... gotta go to bed, urs is waiting
my money, where is my money??? 2 Cents

Do I have credit here? Waitagoddarnedminutehere, I've been DJing, pouring drinks and all, that's it! I don't pay! Folks, ALL drinks and entertainment are on me! Even if I leave... Drunk

See ya all tomorrow!

<staggering out the door, muttering "but I still ain't tipping gus for the striptease, that's the wimmins thing>

Get well, gus! I see you're in good hands!
<waving>

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Night BigD. Night you guys.

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superjuly restored Gus's confidence when she wrote:

It's official! Gus' member is 3 HALF inches!!!

Thanks, july! Giving me credit for an inch and a half has caused me to have the confidence to once again go on the prowl.

I thought it was only an inch and was planning on staying home tonight, but the additional 1/2 inch should be adequate for me to secure the most desirable woman.

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- walks in in his chippendale out fit ready and willing to strip- did someone call for a stripper?

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I'm bored, lets talk...

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