All right. Now... who's going to be the male stripper?
I'll be keeping my eyes on this thread.. hehe
I knew I'd find a party thread sooner or later...
SM enters, the hoochie coochie music starts up, the tassels start to whirl (in opposite directions) she spots Gus in the corner, shaking his stick, she shimmies over...........................
Pessy runs for the hills............
I ain't strippin' tonite fer sure, it's freeeezing here!
But if you want me for this here thread, here I am....
Pessy, come back here will ya, drinks on me, I got a good tip in the restaurant tonite!
<heard the words "drinks on me" and am running as fast as I can to get a good seat.>
Hey bigdice...glad to see you could make it!
What's your flavor tonite?
I'm having rumrunner to start with, with lotsa rum, and hold the fruit!
Now, where did that superjuly go??
Nemmind, I got pessy!
How about a jug of monkey's lunches!!!
OK, honey, whatever rocks your boat!
Where did everybody else go? Did they all go out for dinner now?
Bartend! I need some monkey lunches and 'nother Rumrunner, please!
Do you think BiPolarBear will do karaoke tonite? Just make sure that I don#t walk up on that stage... Nobody would like to hear me sing, nobody!
I understand this thread is in need of a male stripper.
<Gus slowly reaches up and lowers the left strap on his coveralls>
I hope bpb will come, me and you can sing together, and by that time everyone should be hammered and we'll sound good! I say, bring it on!!!
Heeeeyyy! Now we're going places!
Go boy, go boy go boy!!
Yeah sure, but first I wanna see Gus strip!
Or am I, really?
First we need a plan to lure more people in to this party..................
It happened.
Hell froze over and we're here watching gus strip.
I think I need a beverage.
An adult beverage.
I have always felt a certain need to strip for bigdice.
I'm not sure why.
Because I'm buying tonite?
What's your pleasure in adult drinks, beth? Will they have it here? Is it legal in most western countries?
I think I'd like something warm with a double shot of Remy Red. It is definitely brandy weather here.
I think we can accommodate you on that request, dear, hang on!
